Holy SCHMOLEY! - OFF TOPIC

HOLY SCHMOLEY, ANYONE ELSE SEEING THE WRINKLES COMING OFF OF THAT WOMAN's EYES, CHEEKS, LIPS, THIGH, BUTT AND HIPS!  Duuuuuuuuuurrrrnnnnnnn that is good stuff!  I just don't see ads like this in the daytime!  Pardon my amazement!

-Shelly

[cjacks]

Shelly

    THANKS.. for the laugh


Jo

[Lulu54]

As soon as I saw your topic I immediately knew what ad you were referring to - it even looks like it shaves your legs too!  It's a miracle!!  LOL

Laura

[hbananas]

It also lightens your swimsuit bottom!

[Quixotic1]

Hag to Heavenly.  Yeah, I really buy that BS!

[Sarahsmom46]

Thought I was the only one who couldn't miss that ad as much as I tried to while eating my bowl of chocolate chip mint ice cream.  Too funny....!!!!

Julie

[pennst8r]

I noticed that it apparently lightens your hair color too! Gotta get me some - one stop make over, lol

Penn

[wishforchange]

Feeling left out.  WHAT are you all talking about?

[Quixotic1]

I was eating a pint of chocolate chip mint ice cream, too!  I want lighter hair and a lighter swim suit bottom.  Did anyone check to see if it changed her eye color?

Wish - here in the states we have had this huge bright ad for a skin product called ...well, it's called something.  And it's interactive.  The ad is appearing on our front page.  If you take the bottle of whatever it is and drag it across this old hag's face/body, it erases all the wrinkles, takes out all the cellulite, lightens her hair and the swimsuit she's wearing and transforms her into a goddess.  It also bestows eternal life and provides guaranteed bail bonds for the next decade.  Quite the nifty product.

Quix

[Quixotic1]

ooh!ooh!  Her eyes become brilliant saphires!  Where do I sign up to be the next face in the ad?

[doni54]

Hey, I could use some of this stuff!!!  

Wonder if as it takes away the wrinkles, it would take a few spasms and cog fog with it??!!

Now that would be a product to buy!!!!

doni

[Lulu54]

Aren't we an easily amused lot?  I can picture everyone playing with this product bottle dragging it across her anatomy watching the transformation - just like a grown up etch-a-sketch!

Laura

[jensequitur]

So this bottle of magic Botox makes you a completely different person?  Hmm...  How could we have missed this miraculous product! ;-)

I actually find the cellulite ad a little annoying, because it sits there and wiggles at me.

[Momzilla]

You guys are cracking me up!

I work for a well-respected plastic surgeon, and believe me -- SURGERY doesn't even give you results like that!!!

*And, as a public service announcement, I'd like you all to know that NOTHING treats cellulite.  The surgeon I work for says so.  NOTHING.  It has something to do with how the fat is distributed under the fascia layer....blah, blah.  Believe me.  NOTHING.  That is all.  This has been a public service announcement.*

Dr. Z*

[jensequitur]

Yup, your skin has these cords that attach it to the muscles underneath, and the fat works its way around the cords.  All that lumpiness is just like a quilt that's been stitched badly.

However, there's some heating treatments that actually melt the fat under the skin and move it around.  Not a permanent solution, and it's quite expensive.