Want a Laugh?

UK2 (Sam) sent this to me today and I thought all of you would get a chuckle out of it!

How to Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see
partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your
bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohican

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the
whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to
bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-
woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!

Hope you are all having a good day!

doni

[Momzilla]

OMG!  I'm snorking/stifling a laugh at work!  That is TOO funny!  And SOOOO true!

We're wired so differently, aren't we?

Zilla*

Mother of five BOYS!

[slightlybroken]

Too funny :)

[pennst8r]

OMG that was the funniest! My DH and I were both laughing so hard we cried. I really needed that=)

Penn

[kitten o]

HOLLY ****,
THAT WAS SO VERY FUNNY, OMG.
THANKS NEEDED THAT.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND

GO PATIOTS YEAH!

[monotreme]

Thanks so much for the laugh.  We needed it too!!

Elaine and Craig

[doni54]

I'm so glad I (with Sam's help) had the opportunity to make you all laugh!  

Sometimes it is hard to deal with the things we have to deal with on a daily basis and to have a good belly laugh seems to make the other things bearable.

Hope all of you have a great day!

Love & Hugs
doni

[essdipity]

This is such a hoot. If ever there was a time to say ROFLOL it's now.

Is there a woman here who doesn't recognize this scenario?

ess

[tmjfibro]

To Doni
This  was so funny I was crying with laughter.I was having a bad day
and this really  cheered me up

thank you
sheila

[Eliza3]

This is so true! Thanks for the laugh.

Bumping up!!!!

Elizabeth

[young at heart]

PLEASE THANK SAM,

HOW TRUE,NOW THAT YA BOTH MADE ME SPIT MY DOUGHNUT ALL OVER MY COMPUTER.

WHAT A HOOT,  BUT SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOTTA COPY THIS ONE.

T

[uk2]

Hi,

Glad you all liked it, its so funny, and so true. It was really sweet of Doni to think of you you all and i never thought of cutting and pasting it and putting it on here.

Take Care All

Sam xx