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Hahaha this is necessary....

Ok so I'm almost 6 months late, my belly is growing bigger and bigger and there is a baby on the ultrasound they claim its a boy, I have all the signs of pregnancy, even movement I took tests and they all said positive, and yes I had unprotected sex many many times, he didn't pull out or anything! Now is there a chance I'm pregnant ????


( this is for entertainment purposes, not serious, clearly I'm aware that I'm pregnant as common sense would tell anyone )
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Oh I have to poo it out! Aw man I thought for sure he would show up in a basket on my door step
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4589197 tn?1375223396
Wait another few months and if you poo a baby you might have been pregnant...
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I loved this. I hate when stupid ppl come on hrre and ask if theyre prego. Like we can really tell them. Take a test dipshit
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4270856 tn?1355798754
Hahahaha I did the same thing as kimjarrah I was like whatttt? Then I started laughing a lot haha
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4251679 tn?1370305531
Lol this made my day.
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hahaha
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Its an alien, not a baby! LOL!! Sad thing is, ppl really post these questions and its like duhhh!
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I'd get your doctor to take some bloods over a week to see if your hgc levels are rising :-P
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4043310 tn?1355912647
Haha I laughed so hard but no I dont think your pregnant those home tests can sometimes lie to you and I wouldnt trust what you see in an ultrasound lol
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4194487 tn?1370046144
I was reading and i was like, wtf? This chick serious? Hahahah then i scrolled down and seen the rest of the question :P
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lmfao
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Bahahahahaha I'm sitting here waiting to go into my next ultrasound dying reading these responses hahahahaha
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This is brilliant just laughed for ages :-) even made hubby chuckle. Thanks for the giggle after a very long day :-)
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4191640 tn?1361174727
Ahahaha, that's too funny! I defiantly lol'd and my boyfriend was lookin' at me like I was crazy. =-P
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4592444 tn?1362029703
Ooo that's a tough one. Have you taken an online pregnancy test? Those are almost always accurate! Just about as accurate as the online test that says if you have a brain tumor! Good luck, and dont trust those doctors! Lol
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4516107 tn?1356304067
bahahaha!
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Hahaha omg i almost died laughing so hard
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4105678 tn?1356545271
Haha funny I was bout to be like seriously
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4762847 tn?1360881934
Actually this forum its for women who already know they're expecting.... How ever i will refer you to the 'am i pregnant forum' where they will all tell you the same answer...  
As for the ultra sound....ehh you can't really trust them, asking the internet is usually the only reliable source... Best of luck:)
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awwww this is cute...hahaha:)
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1840402 tn?1355432565
lol x
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