Very Embarrassing Story. Kinda OT.

[Riot_Queen]

So I usually don't get embarrassed easily, but today I got embarrassed for the first time in I dunno HOW long...
My lil girl, somehow MANAGED to KICK a fart outta me.
Yes.

It was embarrassing at first, but then I thought I should probably share this with the girls on medhelp for a good laugh.
lol

I was laying here on the bed, watching I think it was Jimmy Neutron on tv... then suddenly I felt a good THUMP back there, and immediately after, a fart was forced out without my concent.

I like raised my head and looked at my hubby.
He sucks his teeth and says, "Aw Kaila! Nasty b*tch..." like he usually does just playing around with me whenever I do something like that. lol
And I says to him, "Dude... I didn't mean for that one to come out... I didn't even know it was there! I think Ivy kicked it outta me!"

Needless to say I ended up having to leave the room cuz Josh wouldn't stop laughing.
Then he just HAD to come upstairs to announce my event to everyone ELSE in the house...
Like I wasn't embarrassed enough.
Everyone was laughing at me and I was just as red as a cherry I swear. LOL


I usually don't get embarrassed about those kinds of things cuz I'm pretty comfortable around the people I live with, and Josh and my comfort level is so high it's rediculous... aka we do things infront of eachother that normal couples wouldn't... and no... get your minds out of the gutters, I'm NOT talking about THAT.
LOL

But this one really got to me... I guess it was because it was an accident.
Cuz I get shy like wicked bad if I make a mistake... well, depending on what the mistake was actually. lolol

What I'd like to know is if I'm the only one that got the sh*t end of the sick and ended up having a pain in the butt baby that likes to kick farts outta her mama... lolol

[Riot_Queen]

Ah god if I poop during my delivery I'll never show my face in public again!!!
LOL

I'm sooooo not looking forward to this anymore.
I was like YES 3 more months till I get this girl outta me!!
And now I'm all like, "nooooo I'm gunna be so embarrassed!!"

Maybe if I have it filmed, I should have a pg13 version of it.
NO DOWNSTAIRS SHOTS!

lolol!

Flitterfly~ I didn't know "Wicked Bad" was a phraze us Mass people used... lol
But I'm not from Boston, and THANK GOD I'm not.

I'm from southern western Mass.
Springfield.
Sh*ttiest city in MA yet, it's home and it's cool. lol

[Mumita]

This is the most hillarious post.  I'm sure my husband would get a kick out of that if my baby kicked a fart out of me.  We always fart in front of each other, but I'd probably get embarrassed too if it wasn't on purpose.  Actually I think I'd be laughing so hard that the farts would come out and that story would probably be the "Pregnant story" for the rest of my life.  Funny keep these stories coming, then I'll know what's coming!

[Flitterfly]

A little off topic, but I figured you were from Massachusetts as soon as I saw the phrase 'wicked bad' haha. Gotta love the fellow Bostonians! lol

[kimbole2]

Yes, It really happens.  I pooped the whole time I was pushing my oldest child out.  My ex-husband thought it was hilarious.  I didn't think so at the time, cause I had so much family in the delivery room.  He was fanning his nose and everything.  During the delivery of my second child I didn't do that.

[Riot_Queen]

BTS~ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is like, omg- that's too f*cking funny!!!
That literally made me laugh out loud and my hubby's all like, "What's so  funny?!"
And I read to him your post and he found it kind of amuzing, yet, felt kinda sorry for that poor doctor.


Knowing my luck, I'll end up farting AND pooing during labor/pushing...
Maybe I SHOULDN'T have my delivery taped... =/
LOL

[Lemenna]

Well since everybody else is sharing their embarrassing moments I thought I would share a few of mine.  During this pregnancy I have accidently farted in public, peed my pants while sneezing (more than once LOL!) and had the burping thing!  Babies make you do weird things!  The most embarrassing which I am glad went away is that after delivering my first son I didn't have any bowel control for a couple of weeks...now that was the worst!  Oh and looking back at the last entry of farting with contractions...apparently I pooed a little during pushing.  I'm very glad I wasn't told at the time...so embarrassing when I had 5 family and friends in the room!

[BTS1022]

lol I know exactly how you feel. When i was in labor with my youngest son every contraction i had would push a fart out lol. The doc went to check my cervix and as he entered i had a contraction and i farted in his face lmao. Just wait honey that was nothing lol.

[Jackie117]

LOL thats funny... My little girl made me pee myself in the car. I didn't even know I had to go and she was movining and then all of a sudden she kicked me in the bladder and I peeded my pants. In morning rush hour traffic on the way to work... How great was that... LOL

[Riot_Queen]

Jess~ LOL I know. Before I got pregnant Josh would laugh at me cuz my farts and burps were so puny and retarded... and when I'd do a somewhat decent one, he'd give me a high five for it and laugh.
But now he gets jelous cuz I can rip a better one than him most times.
ahahaha
Men.
I'll never understand them.

And as far as the song you're talking about... I don't listen to country, I listen to mostly old school Punk, Grunge, Rock,  Metal... my beloved 80's hair metal... lolol

But back to the lyrics... I hope she DOESN'T fight like her daddy!
Cuz her daddy's a lil puss when it comes to fighting!
LOL
I mean, I know if it came down to it if he felt I was threatened, he'd go whoop some *** cuz I can't deny that he's strong as hell [[he used to work out cuz he played football for high school]]... but that's just cuz he's in like super daddy mode.
Ontop of that he's p*ssed off if someone were threatening me... and EVERYONE gets like SUPER STRENGTH when they're p*ssed off. lolol
But besides that, he's a lil wussy. lolol.

Now ME... I used to be a state champion swimmer, and a boxer.
So lets hope she gets the goods in that area from ME. lolol

I hope  she gets his eyes cuz he's got the cutest brightest green eyes I've ever seen.
They're gorgeous.
We already know she's gunna be born blonde cuz Hubby was born with hair so blonde it was almost white... and I was born with dirty blond hair...
And now I'm a brunette and Josh is almost a brown. lol

But I know my baby girl is gunna be gorgeous.
=]

GA~ Yes I'm VERY thankful for that.
I used to suffer from pregnancy constipation... but now that she's been kicking pretty hard, and likes to kick low down there like that... I've gotten my own personal stool softener. lolol
It doesn't feel that great when she does it, but it does make life a  whole lot easier. lol

[LosingMyMindInGA]

Atleast she didn't LITERALLY kick the SH*T out of you.  Be thankful it was just a fart.  :)

[jesslee83]

hahahahahahahahahahaha.....sounds just like chris!!!!!!
oh and i've started the "burping" lol, for no reason, and not the petite ones, or the "good" ones lol....i mean the MANLY ones, that guys get after a 6 pack of beer, or "mama's cooking" lol.....and chris just looks @ me, shakes his head, and chuckles....now 1 night i got such a good one (as he says), he didnt say a word, he just "knocked  knuckles" with me lololol.....ya know, like "tha guys" do?! yea, that's all he'd do and just didn't say a word lol.....and then like 2 days later, our friend asked me about it.....THEN i was embarassed, even though i've known the guy longer than i've known chris lol....

but have you known, when we're *with the girls* things are just passed off with a laugh, or a stupid look, but then when df/dh or *the guys* see it, we're just like, OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED??? AND THEY *SAW/HEARD* IT AS WELL???

lol, yep i've had those moments.....i think you'll have a h*llraiser.....who'll be just like her daddy......reminds me of that country song "i'm already home" the one where tim mcgraw talks as a soldier who's passed away? and in the song he says "i'm sorry i won't be there to see the birth of our little girl, i hope she looks like you, i hope she fights like me"? yea, that's your daughter lol