anyone have embarassing stories since preg? o/t-let's chat lol

[jesslee83]

so earlier i was browsing through here, drinking some root beer(i had to lay off water and milk for a minute ;)
well, nausea cam over me, and somehow i couldnt breathe, therefore the RB got stuck in my throat causing me to cough....so after i managed to spit the root beer ALL OVER the desk(and our monitor! luckily it's fine!), i puked all over the floor, and proceeded to pee myself, sooo much, i soaked the computer chair,and it's one of those cheapie cloth ones, and pee got all over the floor--so i had to clean up the pee-pee and puke....i called chris lol and told him(didn't mention the monitor lol), and just now i looked up at our brand new blinds, and realized not only did i hit the monitor, i overshot and sprayed almost all the way up the blinds, straight line above the monitor lol.....
usually i wouldnt tell anyone i peed myself, but in this case, it's more funny than anything else.....so i took a shower, and i'm clean now lol, and i'm using the barstool as a chair(which makes my back feel oooo soooo better!)....but anyways, i figured this is one of the very few times in life when it's actually funny you pee yourself...of course telling chris on the phone was one thing, had he been here, i'd have been absolutely mortified, and that'd be the one time i would run to our room and lock the door on him lol.....i guess since i've been potty trained for like what, 24 years, i can't get mad at the dog anymore when he pees on the floor.....hahahahaha.....bs, someone gimme a newspaper(just kidding, i just make him go outside to "finish")...

so----anyone else have any other embarassments since being pregnant!!!???

[jesslee83]

lol i know! they're awesome and you can't help but laugh!

[shadowserpent]

thats awesome1 i love kids, its great cause no matter what they sya its hard to ever get mad or NOT laugh cause there so innocent!

[jesslee83]

omg, out of the mouths of babes!
and i get the farting too! at walmart, b4 i took my siblings home, my bro was holding my arm with his other around my waist, and tells me really loudly "it's ok sissy, i don't mind if you waddle on me"....lol i told him if he didnt watch what he said, i'd waddle right over him!   ooohhhh, and my 13 y/o sis got df at chili's the day they came to our house....he was making fun of her about something, and they were playin back and forth, finally sis spits out "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOCKED UP MY SISTER!"....CHRIS didnt know wtf to say, and *I* was the embarassed one, but it was funny no matter what.....couldn't blame her, she was technically right hahaha

[shadowserpent]

when i was around 6 months i had a really bad cold and every single time i sneezed.... id **** myself... one day my boyfriend was like hey why do you always run to the bathroom when you sneeze? so i told him, and he laughed at me sooo hard and i had to laugh also.. so yeah for peeing!
One time in walmart my son wanted in the shopping cart and i told him to ask my friend heather to do it cause mommies pregnant and cant lift you up....
he goes to her and says... " Heather can you put me in the cart? my mommies to FAT!"
keep in mind.... there were like 10 people near me who started busting out in laughter and of course i did too!
then theres the random farts in public that theres no way to keep in, or the baby kicks out of me.. thats happened alot too!