Start the post rosey lol we got a sex doctor now lol make sure u say something about pregnancy so it doesnt get flaged.lol
Lmao @Rosey great idea! My phone is going berserk trying to keep up
Can we please continue this conversation on a new post? This is getting difficult on my phone. And can we pleaseee call the new post "Butt sex." Lmao!!
Tell him to feel for a spongey type of tissue. The general area is usually 2 inches in and straight up towards your pubic bone. If he sticks a finger in facing with his palm up and curls it gently, it should feel like your bladder is contracting. That's the gspot.
Im going to drink aton of water lol. Well we know who to come for sex advice now you and hayang!!
I always hold out as long as possible. Even if you don't squirt, it still gives you the most earth-shattering orgasm imaginable.
Try to drink as much water as you can before you try. Sometimes, women don't squirt simply because they don't have the fluids in their body for it to spare.
Ok brandi weres the g spot i really wanna know!
Do u orgasm while hes down there or save it?
Oh!!! And squirting!!!
Make sure you go pee before hand and push out as much urine as you can so you know you're not going to pee and can relax.
Have him warm you up orally and start out gently with his fingers. Guide him to the spot that feels best and tell him exactly how you like it. They aren't mind readers and your moans aren't the best cue cause many.men can tell the difference between ouch and ahhhh lol
Once you're warmed up completely, have him start sucking on your clit and flicking with his tongue while he hits your gspot. I find a "come here" motion with 2 fingers works best. When you feel like you're going to pee, relax! It's NOT pee! It's female ejaculate! Relax and let it come! The more hydrated you are, the better as more will come and the orgasm will last longer. You CAN squirt numerous times so if you feel up for it, go for it!
I recommend a big glass of water by your bed and 2 towels under your butt!
Again, I did tons of research and found this form of a blended orgasm is more consistentfor achieving. The biggest orgasm possible.
And it's easier to do while pregnant because of the increased bloodflow.
Oh!!! And squirting!!!
Make sure you go pee before hand and push out as much urine as you can so you know you're not going to pee and can relax.
Have him warm you up orally and start out gently with hi
Haha @searra
I've written a few smutty novels but never published any. Just manuscripts. The people I let read them were like ":O! I had to have sex after every sex scene!"
I toned it down by like 90%. What can I say? I have a gift. A dirty, dirty gift lmao only way I kept my virgin husband from straying.
lol @searra you're not the only one! And I'm not gonna be able to have sexy time until the 1st probably, so this blows now lol
i mean searra is too funny
These post are getting me horny is that weird lol. Gobrandiranger i was mentally picturing everything u said. Lol
Well these are a lot for me to read, but I have some helpful advice to make it hurt less. Start out laying on your side with your leg propped up a little. Tell him to be gentle and just tease the outside. LUBE UP BEFORE HAND!! Like enough that you have to go wash your hands!!
Then, rub your clot while he teases and when it feels good, you slowly scoot back a tiny bit at a time. Once the head is in, DON'T LET HIM PULL OUT! Relax and keep rubbing until you're comfortable again, then take a little more. It's the only way to completely avoid pain. My first time hurt, so I looked up secretary online and *ahem* called my mom for advice.
Haven't had pain since and actually prefer it over vaginal because you can feel every spasm when he... you know.
Ill try it :) ill make u a big note tomorrow and tell u how the fudge packing goes lol:)
lol let me know how that goes!!! just tell him. babe, f*** me in the a** hahaha serious. do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha oh boy! Now I'm thinking about letting my bf try it, what are you ladies doing to me!! lol!
We were good til the kids came. Idk im going to make a move tonight and see what he does:)
lol I hope our sex doesn't wear off haha we've been going strong for three years now haha
Thats how me and my husband were when we got together we were always at it like crazy we would do it so much his weewee would go raw.lol im serious though he went to his dad and thought he had a std lol but his skin just chaffed off lol. Later he quit drinking and we got into habbit sex were we do same o same o. I want to spice it up but he would probably think i lost my mind if i said hey why dont u put it in my a$$ instead.lol
lmao. @searra you are cracking me up throughout this whole post. hahahaha js. don't be a weeeeenie nd just try it(: i was always scared to until one day i was like, screw it, lets do it nd we did it nd it was amazing lol. but then again i am pretty kinky along with hubby lol. like we have porn sex, not married people sex haha
O thats good to no my husband suffers from elephantitus so ive always been too scared.lol
lmbo to answer your question no **** does not get on their ****.. not unless your are about to take a dump and are pushing it out as he is sliding it in. lol. TMI i know ( Sorry, Nurse here) but your anus has a long tube prior to where they stool is stored, so the long tube is much longer than a mans erect penis.... If it is long enough... I think you got more problems than getting poo on his **** lmbo. So worries.