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284738 tn?1283106819

Confessions of a crabby, swollen pregnant woman

my confession for the day is:

i confess that i think 'detective stabler' from svu is damn sexy = )  i also confess that i dispise changing my daughters poopy diapers they make me gag... i also confess that alec balwin is hot in an old dirty man kind of way

anyone else have confessions?  

* note *  this is a thread to discuss secret confessions.. it is meant to be fun and silly .. not to be taken seriously
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919101 tn?1368109937
I confess I stole the I confess for another forum =) Great Idea..Thanks!!
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I have to confess again because i feel really bad, Brandons mom called me today to talk about the baby shower then she was asking me a ton of questions and saying do this do that, not that i mind advice but she is just one of those people that do not know when to stop, her phone lost the call i know it was her phone because she has really bad reception where she lives so i hurried up and shut my phone off so when she called back she thought it was dead.

I also confess im going to tell Brandon that it died.
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1078034 tn?1351089685
i also would like to confess that having gas ***** , what is with the laugh/cough/sneeze fart Like comon be serious
i would also like to say i cant go to sleep without checking MH and honestly i can go for days without checking facebook
I love cougar town and the modern family seriously those are the most hilarious shows yet !
i would also like to say that i still sleep with my teddy bear i like holding it dont ask me why
and my last confession of the day is.... i carved a pumpkin todaii and it turned out pretty nice im proud of myself
also i doubt this will really be my last confession im sure there will be more tomorrow lol
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1039620 tn?1272594004
I confess that it is after 8pm, my son is asleep and I just sent my DH to Burger King to get my a whopper and fries. :)
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363110 tn?1340920419
i confess that I am SOOO hooked on my online sites, MS, BBC, and MH. :) FB isn't a huge one for me I go on there to talk to my aunt who's my favorite person in the world besides DH and Tj.
(it's wierd. I look JUST like her, and we like the same stuff yet I wasn't raised around her... ppl think we r sisters)

Oh.... I confess that I wish Dh would've gone to do the driving today.. he *****.
and that I'm eating WAY too much right now, Farmer boys club with huge onion rings, and brocolli cheese soup. and Sonic rt 44 slush, chicken strip sandwich and small tots...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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I confess I love One Tree Hill too, but not so much anymore since Peyton and Lucas are gone.

I confess I am at work and should be working but feel so unproductive today it is crazy.  Last night my phone rang at 1 in the morning and it woke me up and i decided to yell at Brandon for it and for the tv being to loud when it wasn't even bothering me.  So i suppose i should confess I should be nicer to him, he actually does try to do anything he can to make this pregnancy easier for me.

I confess my mother is driving me crazy with my baby shower plans, she calls me 5 times a day to ask what i think, but even if i thought the idea stunk and told her she would still do it!  I'm not rreally sure why she asks.

I confess i consider changing my phone number numerous times a day so people would just leave me alone!
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1039620 tn?1272594004
House is also one of the goons on 101 Dalmatians and I believe he play in another children's type movie called Mouse Hunt.
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478429 tn?1265244387
Yes, he is indeed the father in Stuart Little lol!!! It's just to funny to watch that movie and then see him play such hard a** type in House lol!!!

I also confess...That I watch Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill (Come on, I can't be the only one!!!)- yes I know it's teenagerish, but what can I say lol!!!
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1035252 tn?1427227833
totally just did that...if i DID conceive this cycle, my baby would be due 6 days after my birthday. it would also mean i managed another hot-weather third trimester here in florida. I confess that I have horrible timing!
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212720 tn?1304375415
Not crazy at all. :)
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1056865 tn?1325808785
I confess....


I wanna create a pregnancy tracker just to see how it looks on my page.  I wanna know that feeling!!  Am I crazy?????
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I love this post!  I'm not preggo anymore, but I'm gonna confess too!

I confess that I frequently have dreams with an ex-boyfriend in them.  Most of them are very graphic!  And I always wake up feeling horrible that I'm dreaming about him, and it haunts me for days.

I confess that I would like to know how death feels.  I know it's weird, but I'm a nurse, and I would just like to know.

I agree that Det. Stabler is a hottie!  I also think Mark Harmon from NCIS is nice looking but I like McGee better ( probably because DH is a computer geek).

I also watch way too many soaps and my mom got me hooked on another when she was helping me with the baby!  I'm now up to watching 4!  She also got my hooked on The Doctors, and I think Travis and Jim are good looking.

I also confess that I spend way too much time on FB and MH.  I also confess that I was doing that instead of working from home this past year.  I also wish I could be a SAHM, but I must confess that I have maxed out all of my credit cards.

I also hate housework, and can't wait until my son is old enough to clean up dog poop in the backyard!

And the best confession of all:  While sitting at baptism class, I was thinking how good looking the Priest was in front of me, and wishing that he hadn't decided to become a priest.  Guess I'm not going to Heaven for that one!
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363110 tn?1340920419
Really??? Oh... and he also is in that movie sahara or something? Where the plane gets stranded in the desert and the only guy to help makes MODEL airplanes?

I confess, I LOVE bones, Fringe, all of the fox lineup... also adult swim lineup. Family guy is effin awesome!

I also like lots of different music... Eminem, 50Cent, avenged sevenfold, 3days grace, skillet, and a bunch of others... Oh... and taylor swift. :)

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478429 tn?1265244387
This thread is great!! Thanks!!!

I'm a massage therapist and I confess that I hate massaging people who think they're clean but aren't. Really, can you not smell your feet? I also confess that if someone stiffs me a tip I tell the front desk not to book them with me anymore. If you truly did not like your massage, you shouldn't have just laid there for an hour and not said a word!!!

I confess, that I too, leave clean laundry in the basket way too long before folding it. By then, it's so wrinkly that I have to put it back in the dryer with a wet towel lol.

I confess that I am worried about this whole H1N1 thing especially being pregnant, having an almost 3yr old son, and we are going to Puerto Rico this weekend. In addition I confess I am wearing respiratory masks on all flights!!

To those of you with the House fetish lol - Go rent the Stuart Little movies lmao - He plays the Dad character in them!!!
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284738 tn?1283106819
i also love one life to live.. and i agree that drag it out wayy to long..

i confess i dvr not just one soap but 4 ....

i confess my hair on my legs is so long i could probably braid it... i haven't shaved in months...
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800427 tn?1324945719
haha i confess house IS a hottie and so is chase....not to mention the show itself is rad!

mrs.pookie- i know tracy that evil B-itch!!! the first episode where she screwed everyone i almost cried!!! sooo uncalled for...its supposed to be a nice helping show the jerk!

i also confess i dont shower/ do my hair nearly as often as i used to and i have gone to safeway countless times in big baggy sweats and ugly t shirts lol and i confess that this really bothers me...yet i dont do anything about it lol i just dont have the energy to get all pretty anymore...not to mention a good majority of my clothes dont fit anymore! but i dont have the time or money to go buy a bunch of new ones!
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118225 tn?1278654940
House + Chase+ me= very good time.

lol
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1056865 tn?1325808785
I confess that I HATE Tracy on the biggest loser b/c of how she has played dirty on the show.  Somebody needs to tell her she's NOT ON BIG BROTHER!!

I confess that I LOVE ONE LIFE TO LIVE!!!  I think they drag out story lines for forever but I still DVR it EVERYDAY!!

I confess that I can't stand "judging Amy" lady that plays on Private Practice and how dumb she is acting since she had her baby stolen from her but now he's returned.  I mean I know it was traumatic and all but your baby NEEDS YOU AND THE FATHER.  It was so wrong for her to give him to his father and act like he doesn't even exist.  You're a shrink that needs to be shrinked!!  

I confess that I am so in love with my little cousin me and hubby babysit.  She'll be 6 months next month and she is such a joy to be around.  She's the one that's got me bit by the bug!
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933846 tn?1353452448
To all the house fans...I love it and think that Foreman and House are hotties.
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933846 tn?1353452448
Oh I love this!

My confession for the day is: I confess I can eat Pizza Hut buffet everyday for lunch. I confess I wish i had more patience to help my 4 yr old daughter with her homework. I confess that I no longer want to smell my husband (for some reason he's been smelling like garlic). I confess I'm counting down the time until I got out on leave at work :D . I confess that I have nothing to wear to work anymore and I refuse to buy anymore cloths for this pregnancy. I confess I have dreams/nightmares about my husband cheating and wake up mad at him. lol Finally I confess i secretly want to be a SAHM with no kids lol .
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919101 tn?1368109937
I must confess I LOVE THIS FEED =) Too Cute!!!

Thanks Ladies
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1056865 tn?1325808785
Ok, I'm not preggo but here I go...

I confess that Robot Chicken on Cartoon Network is HILARIOUS!  I confess that I am a bit of a slacker when it comes to house work but when DH does it I get so angry because he half does it.  How do you clean the kitchen without wiping down the counter top/stove top and sweeping?!? HOW?!  Don't you see the juice stains you left on the counter?  I secretly have a love hate relationship with cooking dinner b/c DH hardly EVER cooks but I guess I have to let it go b/c he does the laundry which I don't enjoy.  I confess that I love my DVR and have gotten so spoiled that even if the show I'm recording is currently on while I'm watching t.v. I'll purposely NOT watch it so that I can fast forward through the commercials.  I secretly am obsessed with pregnancy... i.e. becoming pregnant, raising a child, seeing a postive hpt and all the works.  I've always loved watching stuff about babies.  I also confess to loving birth stories but LOVE "DEATH AND DISTRUCTION" as my husband calls it.  He always leaves the room when I'm watching it.  Oh, and I love eating more than anything...LOL   Especially home made KETTLE CORN     ....   THEY SHOULD CALL IT CRACK CORN!!!    And... scene!!!
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363110 tn?1340920419
lol, I watch EVERY episode of house.... (they're actually really accurate and have medical research/centers to back up the medical information in their show. read the credits sometime, there are a TON of medical places on there)

I've never had a good "interesting" dream about him or anyone I thought was hot darn it. I always get the really strange, creepy dreams.... Too embarrassing to post about here.. even DH won't let me live down the one I told him about and ALWAYS brings it up to embarrass me. jerk.

Rosa~ Another one for the House club!!!!! :)  Chase is hot.. but idk... something about hugh.....those eyes maybe.

Anxiouslywaiting~ Good luck. :)
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376148 tn?1309899577
good luck on your ttc journey and i also have to confess that i think house is super sexy along with chase!! hehe
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