They can dish it but they can't take it

[LosingMyMindInGA]

Ok, so we've had the farting conversation a time or two here.  The last few days I've had some pretty painful gas.  Some of you remember my posts about it being so bad i thought it was cramps.  Well last night my H farts so I give him ****, as usual, I said "i hope it doesn't smell cuz I'm gonna throw up if it does".  I ALWAYS give him ****, never gotten ouright pissed at him though.  So fastforward to bedtime, we're laying in bed and my stomach starts cramping up with gas so I let one.  I admit it smelled but he got PISSED, yelled at me...so I tried to explain to him that I was literally in pain from it.   Allittle while later I passed another one...he got even  more mad, got out of bed and stomped to the living room where he stayed for the rest of the night.  This morning he says he froze his butt off on the couch...serves him right for being a jerk.  This morning he walked through the play room and asked if I "pooted", I said no and he blamed one of this kids and came back with "I learned my lesson not to fart in around you anymore.  

What a stupid thing to argue about.  It's kind of funny thinking about it but still, come on I was hurting for crying out loud.  Am I supposed to hold it in and suffer when he just lets em rip whereever he choose, the store, the van, bedroom...doesn't matter.  Ok I'm done griping now :)

[Diane1003]

I'm with everyone else.  When my husband drinks beer (which is often...) or eats potato salad or just about anything -he rips them all the time. During summer around the camp fire he has contests with friends -it's unreal - so immature I cannot express to him.  Lately he's gotten to the point where he'll stop and pose when he's rippin' them - unreal.  He's got no idea what he's in for with me.  I'm 13 weeks and have been polite thus far- his time is running out!

[ExpectingaRedhead]

My DH always says my farts smell like roses. LOL

I make fun of him because he farts in his sleep.

[MIMI1980]

LOL!!!! I think you just naturally end up more gassey when pregnant as i never had much wind before but now i constantly get it and sometimes it hurts so i say let rip if you need to ladys!!! lol

[heatherlynn22]

lol my fiance is notorious for letting his rip wherever and whenever. he was home over the holidays (he's a marine stationed in d.c) and we were watching a movie with MY MOTHER! he just lets one rip....and blamed my puppy. if that wasn't bad enough...the smell omg... i had to leave the room. lol. and he's never fair about it either. i've been w/ him for a lil over 2 years so i told him if he can do it so can i...so i do. he gets soooooo mad. it's actually funny though. he makes these faces and just looks at me. i laugh. lol.....men.

[motherofan18month]

i cant help but laugh......seriosly i have never farted around anyone!!!! when i was little i thought it was mean to fart around someone cause when my brothers did it they always blamed it on someone else so i thiught this meant that they were tryin to stay out of trouble...i know better than that now, but i will go to another room or even to the bathroom if i have to fart. my husband will let it out anywhere as well and then he'll look around to see if anyone heard it and say "did you hear that barking spider" how stupid i know but i actually have thrown up from smelling his farts.  

[mother_of_wild1]

My husband is bad for it.  And it makes me want to throw up too.  He was in the car and I just started my sickness.  I threatened to kick him out of the car.  Poor guy had to hold it in till we got home.  But he doesn't say a word to me.  

[beautifullychaotic]

haha thats funny!  Here is a tip tho...might think its weird as I did when I first heard it but it works like a charm....it never seems to fail...EVERY time I get into bed at night as soon as I lay on either side..what do I do? FART! haha my fiance gets soo pissed too lol so my step grandmother told me to keep a pack of matches next to my bed.  Every time I have to do it I light one of those babies up right after and takes the stench away immediately!  It works nice if you are at someones house and you have to use their bathroom.  Most of the time I keep a pack near the toilet so if anyone knows the trick they can do it. I would rather smell matches then BUTT! haha

[kris777]

LOL  It is only natural to have gas and men need to just deal with the fact that we fart too!  Unfortunately it's not always smelling like roses.  My other half is really pretty good about it and is still sweet to me even when I need to do it & it stinks.  You need to go for it especially if your tummy hurts....................that's what I say!