You know you're pregnant when...

[Ldkalleck]

Close to your due date you are anticipating and hoping to suddenly feel the worst pain ever.


What about you?

[Cami_z0mbie]

You know you're pregnant when every time you see a commercial involving food on TV you say "Ooh, that looks good!" I'm 39+1 :)

[azshabrae]

When u cant shave correctly or even see your lady parts or paint you toe nails 27weeks

[LovemyKids86]

You have to pray to God when you sneeze you don't pee on yourself

1 day shy of 36 weeks!!

[Cami_z0mbie]

You know you're pregnant when you forget what your ankles look like.

[rachb11]

Hahaha oh these are hilarious. I can't even begin to say how much i agree with peeing while sneezing or coughing lol it really stinks i hate it.

[gokuangel]

LOL! Very funny ladies!  I just had my baby 3 months ago! But for  me it was when i was not only sliding off the bed to get off it to go pee for the millionth time BUT also when i was sliding in and out of my SUV!  The Oh Snap bar becomes your BFF when your 9 mons PG & trying to drive your car!

[Nina159]

I got one you know ur pregnant wen u wake up at 1 or 2am in the morning us all ur energy u gained of sleep to turn ur self around to a diffrent position so u can just get comfy and try to get bk to sleep then do it again an hour or so laiter

[Nina159]

Oh i should do that i wake up hungry get lazy to get up so i go bk to sleep

[Ladyred2perfect]

Just Thought Of This One  Happens To Me Alot You Know Your Pregnant When You Put A Mid Night Snack Next To The Bed And Wake Up To Realize You Already Ate It!! Talking About Somebody Pissed Off

[Ladyred2perfect]

Ok ok Last One You Know Your Pregnant When You Can No Longer Have Sex Missionary Style Cuz Your Belly In The Way

[Ladyred2perfect]

You Know Your Pregnant When You Have To Sleep Sitting Up In Bed Cuz You Can't Breathe And You Looking At Your Partner Like Damn I Wanna Punch You In The Face For Looking So Comfortable

[Ldkalleck]

Haha! The other day I got to the bathroom door before I had to turn back around.

[Ladyred2perfect]

You Know Your Pregnant When You Use The Bathroom And Before You Can Get Your Pants Up You Have To Go Again!!

[Nina159]

Haha im glad im not the only one i like reading this :) they funny yet SO!!!! True

[1sttimemummy_boy]

When u look forward to having a nana nap in the afternoon.... The minute u wake up. Lol

[always_smile]

You have really weird, detailed, crazy dreams that when you wake up your wondering what they mean? Lol I'm 37 weeks pregnant.

[KJ812]

Or when you feel like your bladder is goning to explode just to hurry n waddle to the bathroom for two or three dripples lol hate when that happens

[KJ812]

When you drop something in the middle of the floor and kinda kick at it til its near something you can lean on to bend and get it so you dont fall over lol

[lovelyglover]

Lol I'm with ya on that one Nina!!

[Nina159]

Wen you keep walking to the.kitchen in hopes of somthing new magicly apearing so you can est it and satify ur craveing .... I think i walk back and forth to the kitchen like 20times then fight the urge to go back in

[alyringy]

When you no longer need a table because your belly is the best table you could lean your plate on. Lol 30+1

[tink1890]

When your sitting on the toilet because your constipated but don't want to push to hard in fear of pushing ur child out!  I have that fear its silly but it pops up in my head.

[Ldkalleck]

Or you actually do. Lol

[sharonc2013]

You know your pregnant when you cough or sneeze and about pee your pants