not a question, thought you could use a laugh

[simplylizzy23]

My back is killing me, so I sat on my pregnancy ball. I was rolling forward and backwards while texting. I rolled backwards at the same time my dog came and put paws up on ball the get my attention. Well he got it as I rolled all the way backwards. Feet flew up in the air. The worse part is I managed to get wedged in between my two couches, stuck upside down. My husband is in bed and my teenage son in bed. I am yelling for help, dog barking at me. Know one would come to my rescue. I still had my cell phone so I had to call my husband who was in other room. He walks out of the room half a sleep and sees my feet over my head and busts up laughing. He got me unstuck by moving the couch. Than shock his head and went back to bed.
Hope you all got a laugh. If you have a funny pregnancy story please share.

[simplylizzy23]

I will be in similar boat after csection. It will hurt to much to get up.

[mckaylas_momma1018]

Dont feel bad...I get stuck in bed or on the couch too... harder to move around these days... after the baby comes... I'll have an even harder time getting up from a laying down position (abdominal muscles get really weak after delivery) for a few weeks

[simplylizzy23]

I get stuck all the time in bed or the couch. I love funny stories, so thank you everyone. I get tired of the drama and the negativity sometimes on this site, that I think we need a laugh.

[SunKist6]

Lol, now I laugh about it. No big deal it happens. But I still have trouble getting in and out of that bed. Lol

[SPearson]

My husband joked about me looking like a turtle while trying to get out of bed, too! I know I don't miss my belly. My little girl is 2 weeks 1 day today.

[sprmom87]

Lol! This is a great post for a pick me up!

[rasharasha]

lol thank u ladies u definitly made my day :)

[Amy1830]

Haha an upside down turtle! I love that!

[simplylizzy23]

Too funny.

I thought a good laugh is always nice. @Mckayla. I will have to try that. Not sure it will have effect since we don't have a 2 story and hubby showers with me. Lol

[bump_2_be]

These stories are funny. Good laugh ladies :)

[mckaylas_momma1018]

Yea, I pee all the time when I cough or sneeze... it su cks!!! So... my last pregnancy I took showers regularly because they helped my back pain and we lived im a 2 story condo... when I wanted attention from the hubby and I was in the shower... I would drop something im the shower (the body wash, shampoo, conditioner, or his stuff) and he would race up the stairs... lol. .. I always thought it was funny... it didn't start on purpose though... my belly would knock it over a lot and he came running. .. so I used it to my advantage. .  Lol

[simplylizzy23]

I am sorry You cried. I don't think he meant to hurt your feelings. Men don't understand what it is like to be pregnant.  With my first pregnancy, 13 years ago, all I craved and ate for 4 months was taco bell bean and cheese burritos. I am sure my farts smelled worse than taco bell. Can you look back and laugh at it now?

[SunKist6]

Lol, my most preggo mortified moment so far has been due to taco bell. For some crazy reason ive craved taco bell's crunchy tacos.  I can have up to 6 in a sit. Well I kept wanting taco bell for about 4 days in 1 week. My husband kept telling me sheesh taco bell again? He said soon you will smell like that crap. Well we made a quick run to target. I stayed with the cart and bags while he went to go get the truck. Unknowingly that there were people behind me I kind of farted. It was one of those silent but deadly ones. Sry. Well a kid out of no where said " mmmmm....it smells like taco bell!" Just as he said that,  my husband was walking in and heard the whole thing he started laughing so hard and I just wanted to storm out. He even said it in public she farted, He reminded me, I told you! Now you are farting taco bell. We got into the truck and I started crying. I was so mortified! He asked what did I want to eat. Taco bell? Never again. Im glad to say no more taco bell. He still jokes about the taco bell incident at target.  

[simplylizzy23]

Lol I am also in the same boat everytime I have to go to the bathroom. However, I look more like Willy than a turtle.

[SunKist6]

Our cal.king bed is kind of huge meaning long and wide and a bit high off the floor. I have a difficult time getting in and out of it. But kid you not best sleep ever even if its a 15 min nap. Anywho, i always ask my husband for help esp in the mrngs trying to get out of bed. My husband says I look like a flipped upside down turtle every morning. He will just stand there shake his head and laugh at me. While im struggling to turn on my side or for the matter get out of bed. He thinks its funny.

[1stbabySTASIA]

Lol

[simplylizzy23]

Pump one more time incase someone needs a laugh

[simplylizzy23]

@Stevie. Too funny, I can't even keep track of the times I peed all over myself.
@Elven. My,dog gets skucked regularly. Matter of fact I just shaved him,today so short. He looks so pathetic because I didn't shave his head, feet or tail. Maybe that is why he put his paws up on the ball. Payback!

[elvendork]

That is funny. I hope it jolted your back into feeling better!
My dog keeps rolling in stale skunk spray, she thinks it smells wonderful, we started calling her Flower.

[stevierichins]

Lmao too funny way funnier than mine, I nagged my boyfriend to death to go for a walk with me after it stopped raining he kept telling me its gonna be to muddy but im stubborn and stir crazy so we went anyways. We didnt even get five mins down the trail and I start to slide in the mudd screaming bloody murder and he ends up catching in a really awkward position before I biff it. But the whole thing startled the baby so much that he kicked the crap out of my bladder making me pee my pants big time while my boyfriend is still holding me up. For some reason this makes me cry and I start yelling at my boyfriend im peeing like its his fault, and then manage to stand up and turn around and his brother is standing on the trail behind us and saw the whole thing happen lol he was trying to catch up to us and end up watching me have a huge preggers moment lol oh well my boyfriend still cracks up over it and calls me pee pants regularly

[simplylizzy23]

No funny stories out there