When u have to remake ur toast in the morning 3 times cos u keep dropping it on the floor. When someone says are u ok and u start crying but dont actually know why and ur still crying an hour later because u dont know why u started. When its acceptable to tell a stranger ur walking funny cos u hav a head between ur legs lol
When you go thru 3 moods in 20 min and the hubby just has to hold you and no one can call you bi polar :) and its ok to lay on the bed watching tv with your jeans unbuttoned eating ice cream and its ok to be "fat"
Love the head between the legs one... totally there! When you are starving and three bites later stuffed. When you crave food that you don't usually like. When you force someone out of bed and to the store to satisfy those cravings... Oh, and nothing fits anymore and you're too tired to even care. :)
When you sneeze, you owe a little bit and actually consider wearing depends. When you don't care if your on public and ask the hubby to rub the nelly because it calms you. When you've had so much blood drawn you think you coulda supplied an entire blood bank by yourself.
When you try to ask dh for a bottle of water, but it comes out: "wottle of botter" "botter of waddle" and bottle of waddle" before you can correctly ask for it. When you pee every time you sneeze, cough, laugh, or vomit. You wake up one morning wondering where you got the ginormous breasts from. Bending over, tying your shoes, and seeing your feet or shaving becomes a chore/thing of the past.
When you wake up 3-4 time a night to 'tinkle'. When the smell of a subway sandwich nearly makes you crash the car. When the smell of in n out burger puts you in a trance. And the most recent for me, when the sound of a baby cry make your nips tingle and hurt.
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