Sick all over...

I have been feeling horrible for the past little while.

I thought perhaps just the flu, but it just wont pass. Then pregnancy came to mind, but i just had my period and I took a test "negative".

I have a turtle and am wondering that perhaps its Salmonella. I cant keep my hands off the lil bugger, and perhaps not washing hands well enough or something?

Is there a way I can treat this without antibiotics, i hate hospitals. And around here, you wait for 8 hours for them to hand  you  a pepto-bismol and tell you to go home.