My girlfriend lying about being pregnant

[hernad]

Hi, this feels kind-of like a childish question, but its eating me up so i would love your help in this matter please. I have recently met this girl and am very attracted to her despite the fact that she has some serious personality disorder issues and keep making up stories. She is attention seeking to an abnormal level.  I have pulled back from her recently but have not broken off the relatioship.  She has become very insecure and is claiming pregnancy. Now, i know 1st reaction is "shes lying you idoit!"   But just the fact of knowing it COULD be true is killing me. She said was on the pill but now I am wondering.  I am a genuine guy and she is quite a few years younger than me but I am very attracted to her.  

I am considering discreetely swabbing a pregnance test stick against the juices in her area!!! and then excusing myself to the bathroom. I need to know if the hormone is present in the juices produced down below!  I know this sounds mad but I have tried all other avenues to get a positive or negative result. She is wrecking my head!!  I know you all will advise that i should run away from her quickly but the truth is that I am quite lonely and find her ery beautiful in many ways.

[vsentz]

I know G! I know it.... deep in my heart, from the moment I read this post... it touched my soul... (cha-ching!.... OH! I mean... *sighs*).

Maybe we can do something like Heff with her 3 girlfriends??!? isn't that romantic??

[GRose]

Okay, V lets give him one more shot, I mean this could be the start of something magical.

[Shara21]

** LOL **

[vsentz]

Funny??? who's funny!!!?? NOT ME! I was being dead serious!!!!!
why does this gentleman keep thinking I am joking?!??!?!.......

G... I think he is a good hearted man after all... what do you say?: do we give him another opportunity? I think he just got his girls mixed up... but that was it... not harsh feelings about that... right?

Hunny.... hernad.... sweetie....  I'd still like to go to Tenerife some time... I promise you, I'll forgive you then. I JUST KNOW my retarded dog will REALLY like you!! (or your leg anyway....) I just have that positive feeling deep in my heart....

[hernad]

I wish it was

[GRose]

Thanks for getting our hopes up Hernad, I now know I can never trust another rich Irish man that I meet online ever again, you have scarred me for life. It hurts to know that this was all a joke to you.

*sniff sniff