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Old Man, a Corvette, and Interstate 90
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Founded by margypops on September 28, 2009
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Old Man, a Corvette, and Interstate 90

I thought this story was just too funny.  I have no idea who wrote it, but I hope it brings you a laugh too.

Old Man, a Corvette, and Interstate 90

A  Montana senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette

    convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed

    it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had

    left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even

    more.

      

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Montana State

    Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100

    mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too

    old for this!"and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

      

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his

    vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then

    said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can

    give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard --

    I'll let you go."

      

    The old gentleman then said: "Three years ago, my wife

    ran off with a  Montana  State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her

    back.  

       Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
9 Comments
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535822_tn?1389452880
hahahahah thats hillarious .
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1461073_tn?1308681148
Glad you like it Marg.:-)   LOL the funniest part of it is I can actually see some old feller saying that, LOL can't you?  
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535822_tn?1389452880
Yes  definately ...lol
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