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Elderly People (3)
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

One more. . ..!

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'arthritis.'

Now, before you 'forget,' send them on to some other folks you know who could use a good laugh!!
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535822 tn?1443980380
LOL LOL more and more laughs to start the day ....now I feel good .
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1461073 tn?1308681148
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED.  Tks for sharing them Rahim  Have A Wonderful Night and God Bless Brenda
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