Intentional Deafness

[KatiePaine]

How can a person intentionally deafen themselves as quickly and as painlessly as possible?  Would supreglue in the middle ear cause deafness? or another substance injected into the middle ear with a syringe through the eardrum?
Can novicane injected into the middle ear cause temporary deafness?

[Wear/a/Jimmy]

That is one of the most stubid questions I have ever heard.

Vertually anything that you could do, would leave permanent damage. Good luck for your quest for free tuition.

[KatiePaine]

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who answere them with stupid answeres

[Wear/a/Jimmy]

Only a stupid possibly insane person would even consider intentionally deafening themselves with super glue.

The reality is, there is a way to temporarilly deafen one self, and people do it every day...  It is called Ear Plugs...   a rather neat invention, although very complex, I think you may be able to follow the instructions....  read them carefully, and try to find ear plugs that have "Pictures on the instruction manual."  

Hint:

The ear plugs go in your ears, and not any other orfices.

[Sullenmoon]

WHY would anyone want to deafen themselves like that?!  I'm born deaf myself, and I'm fine that way.  But why would I want to undergo destructive ear surgery, with scars, possible facial paralysis, massive infection, and wires coming out of my head (cochlear implant) just so I could hear?  Jeez, that's the equivalent of what you're suggesting about intentionally deafening a person!  You're born hearing, stay that way.  You're born deaf, stay that way.  You abruptly change that, you're gonna need more than Lady Luck to help you.

[Diane007]

Before everyone starts attacking you (ooops too late), can I just simply ask why you want to know this?