Am I a mother or not?

[concerned_23Mother]

The other week I had sex.  Now I feel like I'm gaining weight, I often feel nawshus, and my breasts feel enlarged.  It could be because my boyfriend bought me a gift card to Dunkin' Donuts, and I have been eating there every day.  Still, I believe that I am with child.  I took a pregnancy test, but I lost the instructions.  The tip turned blue, but I'm not sure what that means.  What does blue mean, or should I purchase a new tester device?  I have been watching the commercials, but they don't tell me what blue means!  To be honest, I did not really have sex, but I did go to a sperm bank for the purpose of artificial insemination.  I really want to know whether or not I've been made pregnant by the sperm, please assist immediately!!!!!!11111

[LosingMyMindInGA]

Ok did you or did you not have sex?

I find it extremely hard to believe that even a sperm bank would inseminate you and not follow up to see if you became impregnated.  

If you can't use a pregnancy test how can you raise a child?  

I'm sorry but this post just really seems fake.  

It's the dunkin donuts packing the pounds on your tush, not a baby, Thank GOD!

[richeygirl]

I suggest you go buy another test, I have clear blue they are really good. But you won't know until you test again. But sounds like you do want to be preggo do to the fact that you were artifically inseminated. Best of luck!!!!!!!

[engaged2mybestfriend]

Yeah this does seem fake. Who even gets a gift card to dunkin donuts and is able to go there EVERYDAY. Must of been a lot of money on that gift card.


I agree with LosingMyMind.

[KellyA74]

Um....this can't possibly be real....."Had sex the other week."  Yeah, we kind of need to know when...And I eat at Dunkin Donuts frequently and I can't say as though it makes me feel pregnant.....Artificial Insemination - ????  If this is true, then my suggestion would be to call the Dr. who did the procedure and have them test you........It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out a HPT......2 lines = pregnant.  a + = pregnant.  or if it says PREGNANT = pregnant.......That about covers all type of HPT's out there.

[Shannon125]

This is one of the most ridiculous posts I have ever seen on this forum. Even IF BY SOME SLIM CHANCE this is actually real, I feel very sorry for this person as they obviously were not blessed with brains. I seriously don't understand why people do this. It's kind of amusing and kind of sad at the same time. I mean obviously there life is quite pathetic otherwise they would not waste their time with this stuff. And to the original poster... just so you know, you do not make us mad. Instead you make us laugh at you and feel bad for you.

[MomNpain]

I don't know about you guys but reading this post and thinking about eating all that Dunkin Donuts makes me NAWSHUS!

[KellyA74]

LOL!  That cracked me up too!!!  

[beautifullychaotic]

LOL OMG! SERIOUSLY! LMAO!

[LosingMyMindInGA]

ROFLMAO!!!  

What would we do without ridiculous posts....we all need a good hard laugh once or twice a day :)

[KellyA74]

Funny thing is...the poster still has not replied....If it WERE real (which we've pretty determined that it's not), and I had posted this....I would have replied and been ticked off by now....Funny how the ones that always seem to be fake never bother to reply!

[LosingMyMindInGA]

YUP, that's usually a good sign that it IS fake....but this one gave us all a really good chuckle I think :)

[engaged2mybestfriend]

A good laugh never hurt anybody! haha.
If this isn't FAKE then this person needs some help 101 style.

I can't get over the fact that they brought up dunkin donuts!

haha I love it.

[laznacko]

I think we should ignore posts like this one. I do that all the time. When somebody is not serious I don`t know what is she looking here. Our problem are serious and we try to find solution or just to give support to someone. This women doesn`t need that.

[heatherlynn22]

so did she have sex or go to a sperm bank? lol omg. and even if you loose instructions to an hpt....it's not hard to figure out. i had the most confusing tests in the world and still got that 2 lines = preggers. lolol. it's good for a laugh though. and gaining weight after a week or 2? i'm pregnant with twins and didnt gain weight till i was at least 6 weeks. and it was a pound. lol ohhhhh boy. some people.

yeah i read the dunkin donuts thing and twins went...BLAH. fried foods....ewwwwwww.