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*way* off topic
by Bill1954, Jul 15, 2008 11:22PM
I haven't started a thread in here for a couple of years. This one gave me a chuckle though, so I thought I'd share it.
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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government.
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government? LOL (I mean owners of donkeys)
from Texas at that ! not saying anything here on
Bush or anything to do with a Bush.
Hugs
Elaine
I bought one of those tickets. If I had won I would have dressed him up and dropped him off at the local GOP HQ!
Had a friend once who go a dead horse up to someones dorm room at Sothern ILlinois University. Think he got expelled.
bean
I am sure the DNC has lots of dead donkeys they would like to donate to the GOP!
Your responses have been funny, and well, precious; the interpretations intriguing.
pK, I almost fell out of my chair laughing :o),
Bill
OMG - that was funny!
Thanks dude!
You have my vote to start more threads.
LMAO!
Meki