Feb 06, 2012
Aunt Flo came for her monthly visit.
Dang how much I dislike her....
She's not like Aunty Esha, so kind and gentle
Or like Auntie Bunny, the intellectual one
Not even like Aunt Nay, the crazy one
Not Emma or Lizzie, not any of them.....
She's Aunt Flo, she's that one!
Back to **'s to stock up on her needs.
Bringing out her pj's, the granny panties and other things she please.
Like the extra pillows to support her back and those fluffy slippers, so she can drag her feet.
The hot water bottles, the back massager and super extra strength Tylenol for poppin every minute.
Oh my poor husband he is so sweet, but when Aunt Flo's around he gets all the heat.
Here she goes calling once again, back to the bathroom to change again.
I remember when I was 13 and all my friends spoke so highly of their aunts.
How they were treated so special by their moms and their dads.
They didn't have to do gym or could even skip a school.
They lay in the nurse's office and got to break all the rules.
I was disappointed that I wasn't one of them,
But if I had the choice I would never invite her in...