So the moment I got home this morning my grandma asked in an accusing, angry tone of voice if I had just got back from helping my supervisor steal things which I replied "Yeah, I guess, if you consider going to the Salvation Army for a Christmas dinner stealing".  So some back story.  My mom and grandma have seen his car and supposedly him hanging around the apartments here carrying boxes or some sh*t into one of the buildings and I forget how they came to the conclusion that it's stolen goods he's smuggling but for all I know it's either true or just some bullsh*t they concocted because my mom tends to look too much into things for hidden meanings and jumps on her first suspicions and my grandma... one time she was going on about how everyone is out to get her like always and I got fed up with it and said "Jesus you come up with more things like that than I do and I've been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia."  That's how paranoid she is.  One time she was filming her car all night every night and watching the whole videos in normal speed instead of fast forward which I think is what police do with things like that until they see action on the film or come to around the time it occurred or whatnot because she thought someone was messing up her car.  I don't even bring anyone over here because when he was with someone who had a kid he brought her over and the kid stole a remote while no one was looking and now every time something is amiss she's almost interrogating me on whether I brought someone in  here while she was gone or not.

I've had this theory (joke of course) for a long time that most dogs are born with ADHD and most cats are born with schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder, which is basically bipolar disorder and schizophrenia.  I mean sh*t just look at the way they both act.

Dogs untrained usually like to bark or chase or bite everything, hell sometimes you can't even stop them from doing things like chasing cars and the mail man which unfortunately can end up tragic.

Cats, which can't be trained and only compromised with (no joke), act like they suffer from hallucinations, catatonia (sorry no pun intended there buddy), cognitive defects, limited concentration, memory problems, mood swings, bizarre behavior, social awkwardness, paranoia, and so on.  Jeez and when they're in heat don't deny it no matter how much you love them you want to kick the sh*t out of them... which... I guess... some people end up doing or worse.  Basically insanely increased sex drive there although this happens for pretty much all animals but cats make you way more aware of it than other animals at a really annoying level.  They don't even function at all like some people with those disorders in a job setting like dogs can although this is due to their solitary nature while dogs have always lived in packs and want to appease the leader.  Dogs have always been bred for their attitudes and such while cats have only been bred for their looks.

But yeah I'm just joking anyway and I like cats and dogs although I like cats more and dogs just scare me to death.  You might of realized this by me being able to make more comparisons for the cats rather than the dogs where I've lived around cats most of my life and dogs not so much.  I even have a big list of similarities I noticed between me and them.  Both animals can become extremely loyal to you although it's generally harder to befriend a cat on the same level as a dog especially if they're feral but it's not impossible and even then they're probably not going to come to you every time even if you pet them and give them food unlike a dog because again the dogs are pack animals and the cats are solitary.  People are all the time trying to prove one is smarter than the other which is futile and impossible because each animal is smart and conversely stupid in it's own categories due to the way they both evolved differently.

Interesting (possible) facts I heard about both:
Dogs have a distinct bark for humans and some other animals.

Cats are actually consciously controlling their claws and it's not automated or an instinct when they're attacking or playing with things.

I've been having nothing but dreams lately that make me wake up feeling uncomfortable but I can't remember the dreams at all except for a few vague images.

I guess I caught something because my grandma was sick the same way and then my mom and now me.  I keep having episodes of throwing up continually until I'm dry heaving and I have a headache and my stomach is kinda sore.  Seems like I only ever throw up where it's like seven or eight times in a row and never just one time.  I was going to go to work but then my grandma called in for me and I found out I wouldn't of been able to make it at work anyway because I kept throwing up every hour or so.  I remember before it started happening I was laying down waking up and thought I'd probably vomit if I stood up which is what happened.

I'm also thinking of just not using Windows Live Messenger anymore.  I haven't really had a conversation on it with one of my good friends on it for example for as far back as the chat logs go which is back to the beginning of October.  I was going to uninstall it before because of that when we still use Skype to talk and he told me it was stupid but didn't really explain why.