Not funny but....

Been laughing my head off this morning remembering when I got hit by that car. I had just got home after a near fatal heart attack and decided I needed beer and cigarettes. Walking across an intersection I got hit by a car that was making a right hand turn. I remember that I could not figure out how I went from walking in a straight line to suddenly being face down in the street. Now comes the funny stuff, you have to realize that I have suffered enormous amounts of pain in my life. I have cut my index finger on one  the halves of my femur that was sticking out the side of my leg. Worst cut I ever felt,pretty painful.  So, anyhow, I get hit by a car last November 2 hours after getting home from the hospital after a near fatal heart attack (doctors told me "you will not survive another... ummm I had two more in December... duhhh), sp. I'm laying there in the middle of the intersection and people are calling 911 and **** like that and the driver gets out and says " oh god, oh **** oh ****", and the only thing i can think to say is " which is it?" he says "huh"? and I remember saying "you gonna prey, or **** me over again or ****" ? he asked me if i wanted a ride to the hospital, wrong question. all i wanted was beer and cigarettes, so i limped away.