A Man Gotta Do What A Man Gotta Do...

.... and sometimes a man gotta write. If anyone knows of a human, living or deceased, who has or has had the name Jehovah, please advise. -change subject- My recent grand tour of the booby hatch was very interesting. I'm trying to get through a week's backlog of business and the BILLIONS of emails from eBay buyers "Where's my product? *whine* *whine* *whine* *sniffle* *stab* *slash* *cut*" And had JEHOVAH afflicted Jobe with eBay being his main source of income Beelzebub (sp?) would have won. At any rate, this isn't about greed and injustice, so it's not about eBay. Despite being so busy, I have to put a slew of books and videotapes in a big box and ride it down to the facility I was held in. Folks, if you want to find the forgotten, they're in your nearest local booby hatch. Please, if you have any extra books and/or videotapes, please take them down there. -change subject- To they who may be contemplating suicide: I made a serious attempt and am glad I didn't succeed. -change subject(?)- Truly loving two women is not impossible, but it's unbearable as long as Oprah retains control of society's morals. Unless you're very, very rich or very, very poor, of course (since in either case you do pretty much whatever you want to, since you're invisible to society anyway). Women should all have tatooed on them: "Surgeon General's Warning: Two at a time may be hazardous to your health". (Okay, come on, ladies, you know me better than that.. besides, men like me should all have "MORON" tatooed on their foresk, excuse me, foreheads.) -change subject- Back to work... hasta luego. -change subject- Naw, let's not work yet. Let's get back to ePay.. I meant, eBay.. how is it that $50 - $70 customers are so reasonable, and it's almost always the ones who've spent $3.97 that treat me as though they caught me sneaking out of Ft. Knox with a pallet of gold bars? -change of subject- NOW back to work! BCNU.