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Charm, superchicks shoes

Jul 07, 2008 04:59PM - 16 comments

Well, Charm is considering selling her body, Yes you heard it here first!    We have always thought, to help others is the goal to feeling better abour ourselfs.    So we decided to become~~~~~~~

She will become shoes and I will be a handbag,  

I saw the komodo dragon on Animal planet this weekend,  this horrible thing was on it. It drools  this awful purple slime,   It has over 50 different bacterias in its mouth, 4 that will kill a man.

Mouth cankers and sores no longer  are a mystery, nor are dry flaky skin, those brown spots should add value!

We are secretly Komodo dragons!

This is us, skin  in terrible shape, dry flaky, canker sores,  someones elses s hoes and bags!

Deb

  

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by jdwithhcv, Jul 07, 2008 05:08PM
I'll be the matching belt!

by charm27, Jul 07, 2008 05:11PM
Thats too funny beacuse its so true! !!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Deb your killin me over here!! I will have to disguise my self when I go out now! Im an excellent catch!!


JD- you'll be the belt
I will be the shoes
and Deb you will be the purse!!!

Wish I could walk as fast as he can!! HAAAA  awful purple slime! I guess I should be grateful thats not one of the sx yet!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deb your a CRACK-UP (GET IT)!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by charm27, Jul 07, 2008 05:23PM
Im taking bids now on the body! Anyone chime in! Must get rid of this hideous thing now! I compared dried prunes to the alligator skin and decided to go with the animal skin instead! They can make more out of me this way!!

First 10 bidders please!! I must get out of my body soon!!! haaaaaaa

by Deb_c430, Jul 07, 2008 05:44PM
Oh Jd, you would make a wonderful belt!   Charm that cracks me up, careful or the foot guy will be back!  

No, we will NOT become a fruit, I refuse to be a dried up fruit, that loosens, oh never mind!  

by jdwithhcv, Jul 07, 2008 05:50PM
Deb,

You can be a California raisin!

by charm27, Jul 07, 2008 05:54PM
No bids yet???????? Someone out there please! You can have me!!! Take my body please!!

Deb-I knew that would CRACK you up!
JD gets to be a raisin and a belt!

Going once...going twice.....................come on people!!!!  let get me out of my misery here!!!!

by Deb_c430, Jul 07, 2008 05:58PM
Oh she has a great dress, hope it is not itchy!  Maybe if added a bow to the komodo! That might make you purtier and get more bids!  

Can I be a grape instead JD?   A nice one!    you guys are so funny!

Someone please bid on Charm!

by Deb_c430, Jul 07, 2008 05:59PM
Crack up! Snorts!  laughs!

by charm27, Jul 07, 2008 06:03PM
If I only used more Gold Bond in the beginning I bet I would have been sold already But  I didnt listen!! I thought I could handle this! Now look at me! Ready to crack in more ways than one!

However thru it all I became tough and rough!!!
And Im even walking like John Wayne now with my thick skin on!!!!!!

Someone will take me I know they will what a beautiful pair of shoes I will make. Just like in Romancing the stone!!!
If Michael Douglas had those great shoes you can too!!! Please someone step up to the plate!! This is a once on a forum
opportunity!!!



by Deb_c430, Jul 07, 2008 06:21PM
Oh no your bow legged too! Holy cowgirl Charm!   Gold bond is the answer, it is gold and it bonds!

by charm27, Jul 07, 2008 06:55PM
Well what I will do is add some Calgon to my swamp water tonight perhaps that will do the trick.
Thats all I can do. Yes bow legged too ever since the dry skin began I became John Wayne in a alligators body
why do you think I havent been posting often? Ive been having a hard time here my skin is so dry I cant even talk anymore.
You cant even oil me up like the Tinman! So let me soak for tonite in the swamp and we shall see if I soften.
I just should have listened and used the Gold Bond in the beginning. Im a stubborn beast!

Tomorrow is another day............
ALLY

by child24angel, Jul 07, 2008 09:38PM
I'm not sure what we are doing girls:) are we selling ourselves for Charm?
Are we giving her gifts as in shoes, purses...???
Deb LOL I'm confused again !!!

At any rate whatever you need charm you got it !!!
Charm....please, feel better soon...it is almost over...
Hugs
Elaine

by Deb_c430, Jul 08, 2008 09:29AM
Oh, Ok Charm is very scaly itchy,    she said she was going to become a pair of shoes soon, like an alligater. So I said I know the feeling! So I became a handbag, jd a belt, all of us being scaly.   So we are trying to sell Charm off, so someone will take care of her scales. She moved up into Komodo Dragon,  

So far no takers. :(

This is just mine and hers weirdness again.  I can't help it!

Love you!

by child24angel, Jul 08, 2008 09:52AM
LOL ok  got it ......LOL  Deb , thank you
OK ....  Someone please help charm....
For Sale !!!

Charm...I hope things get better for you soon !
Hugs
Elaine

by Deb_c430, Jul 08, 2008 05:19PM
We might even give her away!  Kidding, Never!   Rita can be a wallet! '






by charm27, Jul 08, 2008 06:58PM
You cant give me away nobody wants me with crocodile skin anyway...so your all stuck with me for the long haul!!
No hair, lizard skin, brown dots, the itchies and a whole lot more!  HAHA Your stuck with me!!

Im even too tired to get into the swamp tonight to rinse off..So nobody will want a smelly gator

So there will be no shoes, no belt, so purse.
Just a riba raged crocodile!



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