While usually I am the sort of mum that thinks that the sun shines out of her childrens arses, today I would be more likely to describe them as 'little Sh*ts!'
Apparently, my bum is getting really fat. (Anna)
When I said 'really?' in a very upset voice, then Seth (noticing my tone) said that 'it is
just getting a little bit fat.'
So I said 'that is not a nice thing to say to me, if you say hurtful things like that to me I don't think I am going to really feel like taking you kids to the movies today anymore'
Then suddenly, my bum converted to 'not fat at all !'.
I was hoping for a simple 'sorry' and maybe a hug, but the little sh*ts are only worried about whether or not they get to go and see Narnia today...
Then, silly as it seems, I went to have a shower and ended up bursting into tears. Once I started, I had trouble stopping.
I wish I could just wear a sack so that no one could see how much weight I've put on. I am definitely having a fat day!
Atlantisea's baby!
