Hair

I wouldn't go so far to say school is "evil", but it's up there on the Your-don't-want-to-but-you-have-to Things in Life. I had a final on "Male Sex Oragans Overview" today. I NAILED it. Ha. No pun intended. :P
I have a question for guys.
Why spanking and hair pulling? You spank us in bed, and then when we spank you back or pull your hair, you freak out! I know some guys like a handle, but hair? Grab hips or arms! Hair hurts when it's pulled on!
How would you like it if we grabbed your penis and tried to hold you with it and use it as a handle? I didn't think so. Don't get me wrong, some light hair pulling is...well...AWESOME. But when you're trying to scalp your girl, we might have a problem!