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Piercings
Jul 25, 2008 01:04PM
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Every guy thinks that just because a woman has a tounge piercing, she will give better oral sex. Sure the ball of the piercing can stiumlate the area with all the nerve endings under the head of the penis, but at what cost? I have seen my fair share of "Piercings Gone Wrong" stories. I think I'll share.
November 2006- I was fresh on my new job at the hospital. I come into the exam room to a wonderful sight. A woman, mouth wrapped around a penis, standing over a man who is lying on the table. Apparently the man had a penis piercing (the one that is on the shaft itself, not the head). The woman had braces. The man's piercing got caught her braces and they couldn't get seperated. It took about 30 minutes before I managed to free them. The guy was one of the smart ones, he took out the piercing right when he got free.
February 2007- A woman came in complaining of a burning sensation in her genitals. I automatically thought STD. I was so wrong. She had just gotten a clitoral hood piercing about a week earlier. She decided to find out, before it was fully healed, how much more pleasure it was going to give her during oral sex. Her boyfriend didn't tell her that he had just had a dozen hot wings before he did the deed. Because the piercing had been fresh, with skin still exposed and vunerable, the hot wing sauce had gotten on the area of the piercing and would not go away. She got an infection and had to remove the piercing. I think she's going to make her boyfriend brush before next time.
October 2007- A woman with a tounge piercing came into the exam room with her boyfriend. Apparently she was giving him oral sex, and her tounge stud (which was a ball) came loose. She lost her tounge stud down his urethra. Her boyfriend was in so much pain, that he had to come to the clinic. He couldn't urinate to push the ball out. We had to remove it surgically.
May 2008- This one I thought was one of the funniest. I get a call from EMS to go on location at some kid's house. This is very unusual, so I was a bit intreguied. I arrived to see, a man and a woman, having sex. The woman was on bottom and the man on top. They were frozen and the guy was almost to tears. The man had a HUGE barbell that went right through his penis. During sex, when the woman's vagina began to contract, the barbell got stuck at the top of the vagina. She was a virgin, so the hymen didn't help the situation. The guy was stuck. he couldn't pull it out because it would rip a hole in his penis, not to mention probably rip a hole in her vagina as well. All we could do was wait. She had to calm down and relax her vaginal walls. When she did that, I had to ease him out of her. It was all very interesting, and probably the weirdest experience I've ever had.
Still thinking about a piercing?
I didn't think so.
November 2006- I was fresh on my new job at the hospital. I come into the exam room to a wonderful sight. A woman, mouth wrapped around a penis, standing over a man who is lying on the table. Apparently the man had a penis piercing (the one that is on the shaft itself, not the head). The woman had braces. The man's piercing got caught her braces and they couldn't get seperated. It took about 30 minutes before I managed to free them. The guy was one of the smart ones, he took out the piercing right when he got free.
February 2007- A woman came in complaining of a burning sensation in her genitals. I automatically thought STD. I was so wrong. She had just gotten a clitoral hood piercing about a week earlier. She decided to find out, before it was fully healed, how much more pleasure it was going to give her during oral sex. Her boyfriend didn't tell her that he had just had a dozen hot wings before he did the deed. Because the piercing had been fresh, with skin still exposed and vunerable, the hot wing sauce had gotten on the area of the piercing and would not go away. She got an infection and had to remove the piercing. I think she's going to make her boyfriend brush before next time.
October 2007- A woman with a tounge piercing came into the exam room with her boyfriend. Apparently she was giving him oral sex, and her tounge stud (which was a ball) came loose. She lost her tounge stud down his urethra. Her boyfriend was in so much pain, that he had to come to the clinic. He couldn't urinate to push the ball out. We had to remove it surgically.
May 2008- This one I thought was one of the funniest. I get a call from EMS to go on location at some kid's house. This is very unusual, so I was a bit intreguied. I arrived to see, a man and a woman, having sex. The woman was on bottom and the man on top. They were frozen and the guy was almost to tears. The man had a HUGE barbell that went right through his penis. During sex, when the woman's vagina began to contract, the barbell got stuck at the top of the vagina. She was a virgin, so the hymen didn't help the situation. The guy was stuck. he couldn't pull it out because it would rip a hole in his penis, not to mention probably rip a hole in her vagina as well. All we could do was wait. She had to calm down and relax her vaginal walls. When she did that, I had to ease him out of her. It was all very interesting, and probably the weirdest experience I've ever had.
Still thinking about a piercing?
I didn't think so.