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THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY BUT UNFORTUNATELY ITS TRUE!

Oct 06, 2011 - 2 comments




Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. .
Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .....why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

Also, think about this ..... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone --
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

GET ER DONE! God Bless Always. You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

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by margypops, Oct 06, 2011
hahahahah thats brilliant Gymdandee   I think it would work as a new plan for America LOL and I agree the silence is part of the problem that and 'political correctness' gone mad .its actually fear and as an Immigrant I would never have thought I would see America afraid ...

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by April2, Oct 07, 2011
Thiis is hilarious! I've got to pass this one along, lol. Thanks for sharing!

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