Feb 03, 2012
Yesterday I received my results and it was negative. I was surprised how well I took it. My husband was overly anxious and called my nurse 4 times in less than an hour.
Me, on the other hand texted everyone of my girlfriends, none of whom lives in Florida asking them to become my Thelma as in Thelma and Louise, so that we can drive through the clinic, jump on the counter, hold a nurse hostage and demand my results.
Once again everyone just LOL, LMFAO or ROTFL at me and my hormones talking.
I am amazed of some of the crazy text that I sent out there.
I texted my BFAF, "best flight attendant friend" Cheryl, who is San Antonio, TX, that we should find that person who wrote that saying, "patience is a virtue and get him".
She just responded with that kind flight attendant demeanor, "No news is usually good news!"
"Darn it!", I responded. "While we're at it we'll look for the person who came up that one and get him too."
She was no help being in San Antonia. I needed someone closer. I then texted my girl Willa, she lives in Orlando. So what the clinic closes at 5:30 and it was now 4:45. I still need my Thelma. She could just throw all 3 of her kids in the back of the SUV and start heading to South Florida.
But as usual the motherly instincts took over her and she just texted me back. "Sorry girlfriend if they haven't called you back we would probably just have to wait. Just go to the office and patiently wait for your results."
"Are you crazy", I responded to her, "I want to jump on a counter and show them my don't mess w/me attitude on hormones." She just ROTFL at me and texted, "God knows I can just see it now pregnant girl and her friend w/3 kids all dressed in prison stripes." She then went on to say stripes aren't flattering on big girls.
Well after several different OMG!, I need JESUS, we will pray for you, Stop self medicating yourself, LOL, LMAO. LMFAO, SMT, Smiley faces, Crying faces, I got my result! NEGATIVE.
I thought I would cry. But I didn't. I texted all my friends and told them the news. I asked them not to text me back I would be okay. My husband asked me to take a walk with him and our little Yorkie, Two-E.
I couldn't believe that I could find so much joy just holding my husband's hand and watching that little dog try to climb a tree to catch a squirrel.