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Age Test
Apr 09, 2008 07:42AM
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A woman decided to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
She spent $5,000 and felt pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stopped at a news stand and bought a newspaper. Before leaving she said to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman said happily.
A little while later she went into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."
Now she felt really good about herself. She stopped in a drug store on her way down the street. She went up to the counter to get some mints and asked the clerk this burning question. The clerk responded, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she saw Shu-Nam and I and asked us the same question. Shu-Nam replied, "Lady, I've been walking around all day, I’m very tired, and my eye sight is getting blurry because I’m so hungry. Although, earlier, I developed a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
We all waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of her. She finally blurted out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slipped both of his hands under her blouse and began to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounced and weighed each breast...He gently pinched each nipple. He pushed her breasts together and rubbed them against each other. He planted his head between the breasts and rubbed each one on his face.
After a couple of minutes of this, she nervously said, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
Shu-Nam completed one last squeeze of her breasts, removed his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman said, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
Shu-Nam replied, "promise you won't get mad?" "I promise! I won't" she said.
He replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
She spent $5,000 and felt pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stopped at a news stand and bought a newspaper. Before leaving she said to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman said happily.
A little while later she went into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."
Now she felt really good about herself. She stopped in a drug store on her way down the street. She went up to the counter to get some mints and asked the clerk this burning question. The clerk responded, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she saw Shu-Nam and I and asked us the same question. Shu-Nam replied, "Lady, I've been walking around all day, I’m very tired, and my eye sight is getting blurry because I’m so hungry. Although, earlier, I developed a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
We all waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of her. She finally blurted out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slipped both of his hands under her blouse and began to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounced and weighed each breast...He gently pinched each nipple. He pushed her breasts together and rubbed them against each other. He planted his head between the breasts and rubbed each one on his face.
After a couple of minutes of this, she nervously said, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
Shu-Nam completed one last squeeze of her breasts, removed his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman said, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
Shu-Nam replied, "promise you won't get mad?" "I promise! I won't" she said.
He replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."