The not so spice girls!

Ok, so my friend  and I have to much time on our hands and sometimes a weird and wonderful way of making each other laugh.  

One day we were discussing all the stupid sides, the ones no one talks about.  

We spent a while discussing should we share them?  Then forgot it with brain fog,  But today charmothestinko, needs cheering up, so stinkodebo is on the job.

Lets start with wind, I am not talking santa anas, or tornados, I am talking the foul gasses of the swamp,  yes flatulence, zombie flatulence.   The kind that wakes a zombie and makes them move fast away from the smell!  

Then there is other smells, take a shower,  an hour later you smell it, your not really sure at first what "it" is....

So you go looking,  the sink? has brain fog helped you to forget something that should of gone down  the garbage disposal?   Is it the trash? Cat box? What is that scent, swamp scent that follows you around. You had both read that some do not even wear deodarant on soc.   So it couldn't be? Could it?

At night it gets stronger,  crawling into a bed of fresh sheets,  then you notice, it is there also, ok I get the scent when accompained by  night sweats, ok we get that  somedays we do not shower because of the  itch and riba and just to plumbed tuckered out.  But why does it follow us? How do we get rid of it?

Then we discover it, the scent is us, stuck in our noses or on our skin, the scent could be our imaginations or it could be reality.  We are to afraid to ask anyone, then finally debo thestinko asks vampira, she laughs and says no, you smell fine!  

The breath comes next swamp breath, brush, floss, rinse, five mintues later the breath, dry mouth, the need for a certs or a mint! Three gallons of water,  Charmthestinko not so spice girl, has a addiction to certs,  me?  Well this week it is navel oranges,  but it had been rock candy, yeah fraggle rock!

So we brush again,  the scent lingers and the yucky feeling on our teeth! Ok, we maybe be the stinko zombies of the swamp, but we both have always had excellent   hygiene, vainity, sense of smell!

Oh gum is good too!  

We share this with you to both make you smile, and to tell you if you also have the stench of swamp, no one can smell it but you! So relax, toot away! Keep brushing and flossing,  drink loads of water.  

Oh and ps the picture is niether one of us.   but that pink robe looks familar!