Funny Story

I came out of the bathroom last night and got into bed and looked at the tv.  "What is this?" I ask my husband.  

On tv is a very attractive young woman (maybe 19) in a very tiny bikini rolling around on the beach, splashing in the water, and occasionally breaking out to a discussion about The French Riviera as only a young, pretty, blonde in a tiny bikini can ... "Oh...I love it here....the beach is so hot and the men are so...hee hee hee...I guess they are so hot too...hee hee hee".

My husband looks at me seriously and says "It's a documentary on The French Riviera".

Men - they are so stupid!  I press guide on the controller and the show is called Bikini Destinations.  I turned to him and asked "Do you really think this is a documentary about The French Riviera, or do you think its about great places to go if you want to see scantily dressed beauties".  And he, my dear husband, without taking his eyes off the televsion, and actually acting annoyed that I'm speaking to him during this rivetting documentary, says "Uh...could you repeat the question?"

I repeat - men - they are soooo stupid!

But I have tivo-ed the show for him - as long as it keeps him "busy" and he leaves me alone (remember our discussion a few days back regarding lack of libido?), then we are both happy!

:)