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Power Outage During Mammogram Joke
Nov 18, 2008 11:59PM in the Women's Social Community
I found another version I like slightly better that I put in my journal. Still, it's one of the funniest jokes I've heard all year!
Mammogram: Okay, Ow!
Nov 18, 2008 11:40PM in the Women's Health Community
Oh, I'm so sorry! I feel for you. I honestly think men must have made those torture chambers! One thing to consider, where in your cycle where you when you had your appointment? They say it's best to get it done a week after your period. Your breasts won't be so tender then. It probably is a good idea to take a pain killer before getting your next one. I'...
Power Outage During Mammogram Joke
Nov 18, 2008 11:34PM in the Women's Social Community
Power Outage During Mammogram Martha kept her mammogram appointment. She was met with, 'Hi! I'm Belinda!' This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, 'All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear? I'm thinking, 'Belinda, try deca...
Defiant teen
Nov 18, 2008 10:50PM in the Child Behavior Community
Something similar like this happened to my daughter at that age and I found out she had been bullied for years by the same group of girls in her school. You really need to talk to him and see what's going on. 9th grade is hard because they're all of a sudden in high school and their grades count towards college and their teachers are expecting more out of t...
Guinea pigs
Nov 18, 2008 10:45PM in the Cats Community
Ok, PrettyKitty, don't tell me you have a guinea pig too? I bet Abby would love to have a playmate, lol.
how i percieve some people on m/h
Nov 18, 2008 10:10PM in the MedHelp Social Community
Well, neither is mine but I know that she can't put up everyone on MH, lol, and I don't think she knows me. :)