Jan 09, 2014
...is that I can't sit still! I am a writer and artist and I find it really, really, REALLY hard, if I do not have a cigarette, to just sit the **** down and do some work. If I do not have a cigarette in hand I'm like the Energizer Bunny on meth, or cocaine, or something, I am just all over the place and I just keep going and going doing ridiculous ******** like cleaning my house, or, I don't know, being a productive member of society. It's really difficult to be a lazy ******* writer who just wants to be a bum and sit around writing things all day. Instead, I want to run a marathon and organize my sock drawer.