Sep 03, 2009
"Thank you for your sympathetic response. I decided against any type of bowel resectioning immediately ... I know I can get through this. Although the stench permeates every fiber of the house, the folks upstairs have agreed to stay in a ..."
Sep 03, 2009
"Argh. Went o see a proctologist this afternoon, and after a very uncomfortable series of digital testing, I was informed that a particular sphincter was seriously compromised by searing outbursts of highly-acidic liquid fecal material ...."
Sep 01, 2009
"Well, I got over the, er, nebulae thing and went out to buy a few bottles of grape juice.
After downing three large glasses, wondering about the muddy taste, I discovered to my horror that it was, in fact, prune juice.
Aside from t..."
