A man walked into a bar.

[Mangee]

A man walked into a night club carrying a small box which he placed on the bar. He ordered a drink and the opened the box.  At the sound of a piano coming from the box the bartender came over to see if there was an MP3 player making the music. To his amazement he saw a small man about ten inches in height sitting in the box playing a miniature piano. When he asked the man wher he got the little guy the man didn't answer but gave the bartender a disgusted look. The bartender asked the question again and this time the man replied saying,"I was in Africa last month and in a little village that I visited there as a witchdoctor who could perform magic and that is how I got the little guy." "So why are you so upset about it, you'll make fortune with the little guy but I would like to know why you asked fot him when there are many other things you could ask for?" "Well," said the owner of  the box,"The witchdoctor couldn't understand much english and misunderstood what I asked for."  "Well what did you ask for then?"asked the bartender. The man then said ,"Well let me just say that I did not ask him for a ten inch pianist, if you get what I mean!"

[teko]

LOL, Too cute!

[leanne357]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Natalie1984]

That Was Great..LOL

[Faunus]

Two men walk into a bar and one of the men walks up to the bartender and pulls $1000 dollars out of his pocket. He whispers to the bartender, "see where my friend is sitting...I bet you $1000 that I can urinate into this empty glass from where my friend is without spilling a drop..There bar tender says "You must be out of your mind...your on." The man walks 10 feet backwards to where his friend is sitting...unzips and all of a sudden he begins to pee uncontrollably all over the bar, all over the bar tender..all over the place. The bar tender smiles as he picks up the $1000 while the man walks over to him with a sly grin on his face...The bartender says "what are you grinning about...you just lost $1000".
"well" the man says. I bet my friend $2000 that I could stroll in here...unzip, pee on your floor...pee on your bar...pee on YOU...and you would still have a smile on your face.