Ok...Kim...I am getting Sara some panties...little tiny, cute ones...that taste good...LOL Maybe then we will pass inspection...
Just gotta say..Sara is the most giving person that I have EVER met.....gotta love her....hell, Jolly...me think I love her for a long time too...
Beathingthis...you know you are responsible if Sara hurt someone while using you tassles....LAWSUIT....
Sara....we have to start buying donuts...whip cream aint gonna keep them guys in blue happy....
Jolly....what are you cooking for Thankgiving? Sara? Kim?
OMG I've never heard it described like that before (lucky woman or women)
ALL i HAVE TO SAY IS GENE SIMMONS HAS NOTHING ON ME.......I am the envy of all the frogs at the pond.......rofl
Since Sara seems to GIVE enough for the rest of us the whole year round does that mean that she gets a day off on Thanksgiving???!!!!
And Totsie how many times do we have to tell you that Sara doesn't even own a pair of panties???!!! Christmas is around the corner though.Going to have to start passing the hat and taking up a collection.Maybe if we get her the edible kind she will at least consider wearing them now and then.Of course we're going to have to be careful about turning up the heat in here then.I mean what would happen if she were swinging on the pole and they started to melt???!!! That could be a 'sticky' situation.
Sorry about the whipped cream.......the men in blue were hungry and they forgot about their cuffs. Gonna be a fun Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!
Peanut butter,jello,poles,whipped cream if I could just add some chocolate sauce it might be my fantasies all rolled into one,Oh I better not forget the guy with a collar,stilettoes,fishnets,tutus,I'm in heaven.
OMG...I love you guys soooo much...I was feeling down and sooo tired....and I come here...and I am LMAO....Thanks....
Sara....You gotta tell them boys in blue to stay away...they are scarring our new folks away...
Kim...well you know what not to do in the twister game this time...
Jolly....Oh...Jolly...what can I say?????? You never give up....but one of these days........
Okay girls....lets start planning for the Thanksgiving party....remember its all about GIVING....
Sara please stay away from the turkey.....
Ok...lets all put locks on our lockers......cause some folks around here...like to borrow things that do not belong to them....
SARA...(YES I AM YELLING)...PUT ON SOME PANTIES...you know what the health inspectors told you last time they shut us down....Oh and by the way....you will wear that tutu, with the fishnets...for the rest of this month..
Damn...We have got to start ordering peanut butter by the case....and whoever used that whip cream....and chocolate syrup....you need to replace it, cause it was mine...and I had big plans...
Hey jolly, I got the pictures but no one would buy them. They say the censors would not allow any magazine to publish them. Way too hot! They also asked me where the, "After Dark Cafe," was, with the intention of shutting it down,so I suddenly got severe case of dementia and couldn't remember a darn thing. You will probably notice that all my fingers are taped up. Burnt them while handling the pictures.
didn't loose an eye but got a couple of chipped teeth??/ not really too sure how that hapened though...if anyone took pics please let me know ...I will sell them to the National Enquirer....rofl
Darn her, That is why I let her use the one without the tassles. I just know she is going to hurt someone!
Hahahaha Kim OMG FUNNY!!!
Beatingthis,is it black and red with gold tassles attached???? If so ask Sara...she was on that pole the other night with it on.Swinging those tassles around so fast I thought she was going to take Jolly's eye out.
Sara your friends in blue were here last night looking for you,something about giving back ALL there cuffs! Are you borrowing them again and why do you need so many????
Can we use almond butter this time? I am on a diet. LiME JELLO YEAH!!!!!!
Totsie have you seen my black and red Madonna bra?
Jolly do you have it again?????
What was that mouthwash you had in the washroom? My eyes were ready to bulge out of their sockets and smoke was coming out of my ears. If someone,I can't remember who, hadn't pulled me off of the ceiling I would probably still be there.
Why do i get blamed for everything??!!!!!!!!!
Jolly........Me love you long time.........LMAO
dont need 911 Totsie...I know for certain that several in here know thigh to mouth resusatation....rofl
Sara must you remind me of what happened the last time we had twister night....OUCH it still hurts when I think about it....I walked funny for about 3 weeks and forget sitting down and crossing my legs.....
Totsie we really do need to hire a cleaning person because I'm telling you right now I am NOT cleaning up that mess that Jolly and Sara made in that back room.I don't even want to know what half of that stuff is or is used for.
Narla,not a private members cafe at all.....Just a warning posted on the front door....'Enter At Your Own Risk'...LOL and make sure you have all your shots...Oh and most importantly stay away from the peanut butter,you don't even want to know the things Sara finds it 'useful' for and always wipe down the pole with antiseptic wipes before swinging off of it...LOL Welcome!!!!!
This Cafe sounds intriguing whats the address or is it private members only,Can't stop laughing.
Is that all we got was 20 gallons? What will we use for the rest of the weekend!!!
Remember what happened to Kim the last time we played twister? Oh the visuals i still have!! LOL
I cant even type...I am laughing so hard...I dont think I want to know about the pickle...but the socks...Okay....
Jolly, I know one of these days I am gonna come in here and find you dead....can you say 911????
Damn, Sara...gonna have to order a new pole...I think that might be rust on the old one...god, I hope that is rust...
Okay....Twister night coming up...you know thats my favorite.....twister with jello....lets get ready to rumble...
Sara, did you order all this Crisco cooking oil? 20 gallons? We have got to hire a cleaning crew....
GET OFF MY POGO STICK JOLLY.....
oh my my oh hell yea..know I am going to have that glaze faced feeling again
oh my my oh he!! yes...sara got out of her party dress!!!!!!!!!!
Man my feet are COLD.............oh my my oh hell yea...my ears are unplugged and ready again....rofl
thats so cool everyone is so close and friends