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Joke :)

Please excuse if you find it offensive. otherwise I thought it was funny considering our beaches are closed so often :)
  
WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU!
    
    Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean and spied survivors of a sinking ship.
    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
    The wise old Father told his Son, "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
    And they did.  "Well done, son!
    Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
    And they did. "Now we eat everybody."
    And they did.
    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the **** inside!"
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1456870 tn?1304129806
The sharks could comfortably eat someone in detox.  when we go through it, we truly run out of s***.... Thanks, funny stuff.
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1374653 tn?1289239473
That was a good one.
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Funny
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That really was a good one!!

Thanks Lesa.
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495284 tn?1333894042
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LMAO!!!
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1432897 tn?1322959537
Good one!!!!  Rough day at work I needed that!!!  Thanks!!!!
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753324 tn?1457819192
LMAO...very funny..
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LMAO!  Very funny Lesa!

That is why I don't go in the water.......

Terry
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