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Please help me!!!

Ok as you know my name is the Dig and I've been addicted to Curly Wurly bars for years now. Well let me tell you I'm 48mins clean now and counting. I was just thinking about what just happened a few mins ago, I was sitting at the window in complete tears at the sight of an empty Wurly wrapper floating about in the wind which really got to me. Well I just couldn't bare it no longer so I sent my arthritic mother out in the cold to chase it down so I could sniff it hard! It was bliss and still is as its taped to my face as I type, ahhhhhhhh!!! Has anyone else experienced anything like this? Is there any hope for me? I'm sitting in the bath handcuffed to the tap at the moment so's I don't run to my local dealer, the shop! This is by far the hardest thing I've ever had to do, well apart from the time I had to hand myself in to the police for stealing the neighbours underwear of the line, and I can tell you my neighbour Tommy was not impressed at all!!! Here's hoping this paper clip I've just found doesn't manage to break the lock on said handcuff or my feet will be lashing the back of my head all the way to the shop dealer man, Bill, his names Bill. Please pray for me, jolly good, ;)))
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271792 tn?1334979657
OMG..I was reading thru your post and my heart was breaking. I have no idea what a Curly Wurly bar is so I thought it was lang for some kind of dope you Brits get over there. The whole time I was reading I was checking my heart rate and trying to figure out what to say to you. Digger? NO NOT Digger.
I get to the end and realize you are talking about some cupcakes or some other freakin' s h i t and right now I am getting dressed dressed and getting to the airport .I will be flying into Heathrow in about 12 or so hours. I will find you. I will hunt you down and IWILL shoot you for doing this to me. I am old and I have a heart condition. Guess what buddy..Karma is a b i t c h....
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LMFAO so hard!!! Good luck with that Dig!!!! Yummy!!! I'm having a curly wurly right now... (ha! Not really)
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I was bored could you tell, hahaha! Curly Wurlys are pretty fantastic so they are. The one on my face is wearing off so I'm trying like crazy to pick this darn lock, lol.
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5347058 tn?1381188426
Too cute Dig!! I still have no clue what a  curly wurly is, but it must be very delicious if it's causing this much trouble in your life!! (Ship me some buddy!)
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I would if I could get out these cuffs, lol. Its basically the twisted stick of destiny, haha! A tangled web of chocolate and toffee, lol. Once you get down and dirty with Curly Wurlys, there is no way back! ;)
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5347058 tn?1381188426
Man, that sounds tasty! I love toffee. Mmmm!
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LMAO!!!! Ruuuuunnnnnn Dig!!!! IBK is gonna get your ***!!!! I don't think you can hide!!!! It's been nice knowing you my friend!

LMFAOROFL
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5786666 tn?1374494531
LOL    I'm with IB... maybe it was "Curly Wurly" that threw us all off... now, if you would've said something like Snickers, or Baby Ruth.... lol...... we got you, Dig!!
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7282682 tn?1397237735
That worley curley sounds sooo good. Im going to figure out how to make em. Then I can quit worryng about opiates and worry about worleys.  Thanks for laugh.
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Oh sh't IBK is coming to get me, what have I done, haha! Sorry IBK, I should of just went with Snicker bar, eh!

Is it bad of me to be crying with laughter right now, hahahaha! This is to much, hahaha!
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4522800 tn?1470325834
I am going to join IBK..I had no clue what you were talking about either. All kinds of drugs went through my head..I was trying to figure out what could be called a "Curly Wurly" You are a Bad Boy..BUT a GOOD boy for not wanting some drugs..lol
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271792 tn?1334979657
I'm at Heathrow. Sorry I missed you Vic. Ok Digger, where are you? You think you can hide from me? I will find you....

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You'll never find me under this here table, hahahaha! Plus my way to vicious guard dog (Cavalier King Charles named Lady) will probs make you fall about laughing and its then I will make a break for the door, haha!
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This was such a GREAT , much needed laugh! I hope someone gets a picture of the look on your face when IBK finds your ***!! Pri eless!
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6726276 tn?1421126668
Keep it coming Dig. Too funny. Poor ibk. You owe her a bar.
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Curly Wurly Bars'? You deserve locking up for eating that poo! I have no sympathy for you AT ALL!!! Go sign up on the Iamdaft,com Forum!! Next to the 'Jammy Doger's' chompers!! I hate them as well!!  GO AWAY!!
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ha!ha!ha! I TOO nearly got caught out!! Not by the 'Curl Wurly' which has alway's sounded more painful than edible to me .Do you want to be Curly by your Wurly? Don't that hurt your Wurly Dig? lol xx

It was the Title!! i thought you were in trouble!! You are now!! Beware Americans at Heathrow!! :-D

our gonna get kicked in the Wurly when they get you Dig!!! PIC'S PLEASE!! :-D ha! ha! ha! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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4113881 tn?1415850276
This was too funny!
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Tswana, don't knock the Wurly bar, haha! I will send the pics soon, It will be me on my knees with crossed eyes, lol.

This was fun though, ;))
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