~~~***The After Dark Cafe #2***~~~

[lostdreams]

As quoted by Avisg:
“The cafe will be opening for all of our late nighters .Grab a seat and order up a cup of something warm . We are open all night for our night owls who just feel like having a chat or can't sleep. Come right on in.”

Thanks Avisg for the last café but we needed a 2nd one as competition is fierce these days! (and the other one was getting too long to read and in my case, taking too long to load, lol)

So guys & gals……….come on in, place your order & enjoy the company!

[confused456]

LMAO.....too funny. Now we have 3 cafe's going!!

[lostdreams]

Domino: Ha ha ha ha ha! You don’t have a badge for this place, do you? LOL
And don’t think we are handing one out to you again, YOU CANT SHARE!! Lol.
Its ok though, if you do manage to get a ‘real’ badge off someone here, me and enemy are going to put you in the trunk of a vehicle, until you give it back!
Enemy: sshhh, As if we would give her a ‘real’ badge anyway! How naïve! Lets get the ’real’ badges out now!

So people, who wants to be security for the new café?

Confused: Congratulations hunni. You’re a GRANDMA!!!!! Ok, now can we name the pups?

[Jacqui805]

somebody get the first cafe closed down or what?

[lostdreams]

It was used too much!

You want to be security in this one? You will get a big shiny badge!

[Jacqui805]

That rocks!!!!  I even have the chest to pin it on!  

[lostdreams]

LMFAO.....
Ok, but i'm not pinning it on you for you....i might stab you on accident!

You want anyone in particular to put it on for you?

[Jacqui805]

LOL...oh I'm not scared!....

BUT...I do have a couple of people in mind that I would definitely not mind pinning that badge on me.

[lostdreams]

Ok, i will pin it on you! We could do it like a 'pin the tali on the donkey' kinda game! U up for it?

So come on then..........Who are the people you have in mind?

[Jacqui805]

Bitchin'!  I'm up for just about anything this morning.... ; )

I'm not tellin' nobody nothin'!  ; )

[lostdreams]

ANYTHING???

Awww, you can tell me!!! I wont tell a soul! No-one is listening, honestly!

[Jacqui805]

LOL....yeah, sure.....

Well of course, anyone on my Man List would be just fine....plus my husband....and I'm not sayin' anything more.....tough noogies.

[lostdreams]

OK! I understand.....you dont trust me to say anyhing more about which man you woud like to put the bade on you, oh well! *man, i'm devastated*!


Hey, you fancy getting the coffee in? I'm in need of a coffee!

[Jacqui805]

I'm keeping tight-lipped.....LOL


SURE, I'll get the coffee....how you takin' that?  

[lostdreams]

No...it ok, i dont want to know now, seriously, it doesnt bother me! HONESTLY! See i have forgotten about it already! I dont want to know then!
Aww please tell me! LMAO

Sweetner and cream please!
What you having?

[Jacqui805]

LMAO...yeah, um, I see how you forgot ALL about it.....  let's just say...hmmmm.....nothing!  LOL

Coffee comin' up....now don't sue me if it's too hot and you spill it ok... : )

I'm having my traditional coffee with Cinnamon bun coffee creamer and plenty o' sugar!
....plus some yogurt and an English muffin..   can I get you something to eat?

[lostdreams]

Dont sue....yeah right! If you make it too hot, i sue! If i burn myself, i sue! So Be careful.....very careful! LMAO

Full English breakfast for me please!
Oh and anything else you think i may enjoy! A man......would do! LOL, I woul enjoy a man if thats ok, can you help me out there?

[Jacqui805]

Geeeez...do I have to put a warning label on the freakin' coffee now?!  LOL  You can sue all you like, but you won't get anything....sorry...lol

hmmm, a man....you expectin' share-me's?

[joann1975]

So since the other one is closed am I out of a job? I see how this works....I was getting blown away by a tornado hanging on to a tree half the night with my kid in one arm.... and I lose my job..... Ok well I was in bed asleep....but whatever...I didn't have to clean up after the pups and that's all I care about!

Jacqui loves.....**** it's too early to think of someone gross........i gotta wake up

[avisg]

LMAO The way you girls gab we will be on the "afterdark cafe 25" by Tuesday.... LOL

[Jacqui805]

guten morgen ladies........see my shiny new badge?!  

"afterdark cafe 25" comin' soon to a forum near you...

What can I serve up?  

[lostdreams]

LMAO........
Yep the warning label will be fine! But if it doesnt say the mug is cracked and it is (of which it will be) Then i sue some more! LOL. Find me a nice looking guy to have with my coffee.....i wont sue! lol
I suppose i can do share-me's!

joann: we told you before......you snooze, you lose! In your case it was your cleaning job, man you wasnt even there to do it anyway. Confused had to clean up the mess herself. Nice cleaner you are!

You say you had to hold onto a tree with your kid in one arm.........why not let the kid go and hold on for dear life with both arms?

[Jacqui805]

JoAnn......that tyke of yours is strong enough to hold onto you and the tree I think....you think maybe he's growin' to be a super hero?

Avisg.....you want some Pepto Bismol or something?

lostdreams..  I'd prefer NOT to have the share-me's, and get you your own man...I know what you like, so I'll look around for spares.....

[joann1975]

LMAO...have you seen my kid he could totally kick my a** !! I have no idea what the storms did...the sirens went off and I went to bed...but they were for a town like 50miles away so I don't know why they were going off.

Confused and I agreed I didn't have to clean the pup mess up. I don't ask anyone to change my kids diapers in here do I?  

Avisg....I hope you aren't coughing on us making us sick if you aren't feeling good....could you please put on one of those masks? LMFAO!

HEY....let's get Sawyer off the NautyTropicalIsland and into the Cafe..... we can have coffee or whatever with him....I get him first b/c it was my idea!

[lostdreams]

JoAnn: Spoil sport! I want first go!

Ok then if i cant have sawyer........can i please have Vin Diesel??? Pretty please! With a cherry on top!

Ya'll can have my sloppy seconds if you want! Hey...i should get first go anyway...you all have a hubby.....i dont! Doesnt that count for something???