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The Social Side

Several years ago we had this part rockin' - - lots of lighthearted fun and games. The kind that we all need occcasionally.  Most of the "old timers" have gone about life - but I and several other multiple year folks are still around. And any help from newcomers is quite welcome and necessary for both of us.  i am still clean but I still need the tips and friendship that I find here.

So heerr is a joke for today

The farmer is in his backyard working on a tractor when the Game Warden pulls into the drive. The Game Warden tells the farmer that he is there to investigate reports of poaching on the farmers land. The farmer says "Okay - you can go anywhere but the south pasture" - - the Game Warden assumes a posture and he shows the farmer his badge and credentials. While doing this the Game Warden says this badge tells me that I can go anywhere that I want to. And the Game Warden takes off for the South pasture. The Game Warden is about half way across the pasrture when he notices tha huge old angry bull. The bull chartges and the Game Warden takes off running for his life. From the pasture fence at the side the Game Warden sees the farmer and the farmer is yelling, "This is the part that I love. Show HIM your badge!!
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Coffee is always on for you,with some fresh mangoes,I know you love them,
I'd try and get Johnny here but that might be a bit hard LOL
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495284 tn?1333894042
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It means when you play in jello it gets rather sticky!!  lol

Is the coffee on Narla?
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Played???

And this means???
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495284 tn?1333894042
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I played in jello once.........
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Please...not green jello. Anything but green jello!!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
Or nothing at all. But it would be fun to try and take off jello thongs from hot guys. I think we have a good nite planed at the Cafe.
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Ahhh mangees jello,brings back memories,
The wrestling that has been done in mangees jello,what fun
but this time I want to see the guys wrestling in it.In thongs only LOL
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Take a tip from our WTF.Gov kind of people. Dont say that you know nothing. Too late for that one. Get some type of tale together that passes the "plausible deniability" test!! Like, you were clearing your personal weapon and it accidently discharged.  

And wearing sturdy surgical gloves will not allow a weapons sugnature and they cant prove that you fired those shots! Keep the powder off your hands if you want to stay out of trouble.

Wow! You tube?  We may nnot want to go too extremely high profile....med help complains quite enough and censors stuff that doesnt need to be censored.  But we do need light hearted entertainment frequently! Whats the Utube address?  
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SHHH!  Sara: Eagle is sneaking in Champagne!  Did you tell him that's okay??

Where is the music???  Man!!!   And where is IBK???
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1692167 tn?1327539457
Oops I'm caught sorry. At least I got some gr8 footage. Youtube loves it. It the highest hit peep show on there. LOL
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495284 tn?1333894042
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I know nothing!!!
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Or shot out!
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I'm not peeping, I am repairing the broken window that someone kicked out!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
We could make jello and play with that for a little bit and give the chocolate a break
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Someone needs to make some jello..Mangee likes that stuff!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Are you the one peeping thru the windows??
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932659 tn?1332118704
INNNNNNN damn I'm always late for everything :)  Thanks Vicki!!!
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IN!
I'm just lurking in the back, trying to stay out of site.

This lil cafe can get a bit rowdy at times....worse than some bars I have frequented!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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I am home now and "O-less!!!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
To pull anything the drs will only laugh when you tell them how you did it. Have a good nite.
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495284 tn?1333894042
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LMAO!!

I am headed to work so will be back later tonight......Happy Big O'g!!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
I'd be interstested to know that that comes out.
Keep us posted sara LOL.
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Well - - at least I am totally new to femaledom!!   And keep it up sara ..... I am curous whether you make it before you blow yourself up trying for that huge sneeze!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
Rock on! Good times! I think you would be a blast to hang out with (even tho your a female)
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