"Captain..how soon can you land this plane?"
"I can't tell"
"you can tell me, I'm a doctor"
"in about an hour?"
"you can tell me in about an hour?"
"What do we live for if it's not not make life less difficult for each other."
"Always reach for the stars or at least take the time to look at them."
"The future belongs to those who believe in there dreams."
Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up!
" love me when I least deserve it because that's when I need it the most"
" choosing not to choose you still have made a choice"
" if two people know a secret it's one person to many"
Becca
LOVE IT!!!!!
How about ..... "It's hard to see the "big picture" when you have such a small screen".
and since we're insulting now........"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe"
and my favorite from Family Guy......."Sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee!!!!!"
"The jerk store called and they're runnin out of you" -George Costanza
"I love you Grandpa" and "This is my grandpa!"
Oh good lord......now that is a classic!!!
Since Avis stole my favorite...
My husband when asked how he would like his beef cooked in a restaurant: "Take it's horns off, wipe it's a&% and put it on my plate".
"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start and make a brand new end"
"A positive attitude may not solve ALL your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort"
Redefine all that has been taught you,
Grasp the unobtainable,
Plummet head long first,
Understand the power of a single action. ~Michael Stipe
definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over the same way and expect a different outcome.
It wont affect your wedding day......my mother
" It is a sin to be silent when it is your duty to protest". Abe Lincoln
Life wasn't meant to be easy.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Good fences make good neighbours.
"It's all fun and games till some body loses an I."
and
"Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappucino in Italian restaurants with oriental women, yeah"
~ You do anything long enough to escape the habit of living until the escape becomes the habit.
`live and learn
Not even branded huh???
I use this one that I heard from a comic once.......
When you order a coke in a restaurant and they say......Is Pepsi OK??? I always say.....I don't know, is Monopoly money OK??? ha ha
Nice to know I have a new way to order steak!!!