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435658 tn?1257805781

opened my mouth agian ooops

Ok friends i know i can get honesty here..you have helped me with getting off the pills and helped with other issues lol.
Now you need to tell me if i have a freakin big mouth that i need to keep shut or do some ppl just dont have a sense of humor. When i was taking pills i never noticed ppl getting mad like they do now or maybe i just didnt notice cause i was stoned. Ok today as most know i had to go swimming with my little girls class and help them out which i sure didn't want to, get in suite and all (yeck) anyway, the principle and i know eachother very well my 16 yr old boys went threw his school and has driven his race car at the track for him and now my little girl is in his school and he knows my hubby very well..anyway's (my name in this story will be Mrs.Smith) the priciple is a old hippie ok well neither one of us really want to be there with a bunch of screaming kids right, i came out of the dressing room the same time he came out and was right by were some of the teachers and parents were standing, the priciple had on the stupidest looking speedo swimsuite on, when i walked out i looked at him and raised my eyebrows (joking) and looked him up and down and said, well, Mr. Mitcheal and he looked at me and said,Mrs. Smith and then we both lauphed..Good god you would think that we threw ourselves on the ground and went for it lol...the rest of the day the teachers and parents were looking at us like we were scum. later in the parking lot he said, well, we gave them all something to gossip about and lauphed...What the hell...do you all think i open my mouth to much and thats why i keep getting myself into trouble like this or do you think ppl just don't know how to joke around anymore? Can you imagine the stories now of Mr Mitcheal and Mrs Smith  LMAO...
bobby
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401786 tn?1309152034
I do the same thing chickie.....My kids are like, MOM, you look ridiculous....everybody's gonna think you're a nut...I'm like, that's ok, I AM a nutbag..and f' 'em all.  
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435658 tn?1257805781
lol its better then having my kid just stand there afraid to say anything..my kids for sure dont get nervous around ppl..how could they with a mom like me..I am the mom that imbarrases (dang we need spell ck lol) my kids, in my suv going down the road with sunroof open w/my rock, sabbeth,zepplin youknow the good stuff blarring, god they get so pissed and think my music just sucks...told them if they dont like it i am going to come to there school one time with classical screaming out of the car and me singing lol....
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401786 tn?1309152034
LMFAO girl!  What a trip!  Your kid sounds like mine...and I think it's great.  I'd have thrown my head back and laughed if I was in the audience, just like I did now!  
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435658 tn?1257805781
I have taught them to be honest but good god lol.. i need to tell them what stay's in family and what can be shared..
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340590 tn?1290952141
OMG. bobbu how funny both those stories are.  LMAO
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Your kids sound as though you have taught them to be very honest lil ones. .
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435658 tn?1257805781
no kiddin, had to teach her how lol.
I remember once when my boy's were in kindergarden and me and my mom went to something in there class, my mom loved her beer me and her had fun anyway they had drawen a pitcure of the family jeeping in the woods and me and their grandma holding a beer and their grandma bent down peeing by the jeep tire. god she was so imbarrased, i of course lauphed my *** off. the things kids do...
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Well dont everyone need to pee in the woods at some time in their life.
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435658 tn?1257805781
lol oh mike just pitcure a skinny girl w/pony tail lol

In school agian today and he was in suite and tie man i just couldn't stop lauphing to myself. ppl kept staring at me...a screw them!!! Cant wait till this school stuff is over, I hate the last mo. of school. It was a mother's day thing in school today in the gym and the kids got up and said what all their mother do for them, my little girl got up and was saying such sweet things how i teach her how to treat others kindly and stuff like that THEN all of a sudden she starts telling how i teach her to spit, how to fight if someone picks on her and how to pee in the woods WTF I wanted to crawl under the chair lol
thats my girl.....
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this girl talk is fun. uh oh whats wrong with me gotta shake this bro shudder shudder oh now I am all maned up again. LOL
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Thanks for the image now you got me cringin. LOL
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401786 tn?1309152034
Thanks for the image...now you got me smiling...
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435658 tn?1257805781
No this guy is skinny as hell, you can count ever rib and he has a little pony tail, he is like a old hippie mixed with a kinda mullet look, like  we were talking in other post mike.

Lets put it this way, him running threw the timber he would not be mistaken for bigfoot lmao
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What is wrong with people....that was obviously a total joke. I would have thought that if I was a total stranger standing there. However, I have a sense of humor (pills or no pills). It does seem as if people are lacking in the sense of humor area these days!
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barefoot and with his speedo thats the way to do it natural. Is he a big bellied chap??? That would be pretty funny. I would like to trip him while hes running.
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435658 tn?1257805781
OMG that is the funniest was his stupid speedo in front of little 8 and 9 yr olds. Do ppl even wear speddo's anymore....Mike they were red,...can u see him running threw the tree's in that lmao
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You should ask him to go camping in his speedo with you. pssssspssspsssspssss Here me whisperin to my neighbors. LOL What they doin in the woods. WHat calor was his speedo??? I need one too now. LOLOL
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306867 tn?1299249709
Your too funny girl !  Those people are uptight.   My question is what in the world was he doing in a speedo ! LMAO
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340590 tn?1290952141
dang bobby!  you and your big mouth.  just kidding.  i think that is totally over reacting on their part.  what were you suppose to do?  turn your nose up and not speak.  the you would have been called a b!tch.  so dont let it bother you.  and i agree with jaqui totally, whatever it was she was saying LMAO.  besides, you are a great person who cares what they think.
love ya
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435658 tn?1257805781
LMAO thanks guy's :)
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401786 tn?1309152034
Well, like you can't imagine what my response is.... : )

Some people are just way too uptight in my opinion.  Now, I do understand that there are certain times, certain people, and certain occassions for things, and all, but for real man, people seriously need to keep intentions in mind, and stop worrying about trying to be politically correct all the freakin' time.  Ya know, some people would laugh their a$$e$ off at stuff in the safety of their own homes, but outside, would act shocked and appalled.  That makes 'em no better than liars to me.  The thing about some of it is, is that the whole reason people tend to get embarrassed in the first place is because some fool deemed whatever is happening to be socially unacceptable, and most of it consists of stuff that's totally natural...including sex.  Mr. Mitcheal, Mrs. Smith, ROCK ON!  

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402205 tn?1230481005
I really think people just don't know how to joke anymore.

Funny story though!!
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