983679 tn?1276833336

this is fun : )

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16--- ----a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made!

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with....
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983679 tn?1276833336
i kicked my dog under your bed because thats how i roll
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HA HA!  

I licked a snowman in line at the bank because I can.
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1032715 tn?1315984234
I licked a squirrel on your car because I can.

This is sick,trust you to come up with this Lee
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983679 tn?1276833336
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Well it was your car I licked the squirrel on,what a mess.
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662972 tn?1270166301
I sang to a baseball bat in the bathroom because I am sexy AND I do what I want to do!!!!!
This is super cute and I love it. Keep them coming.....
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1110177 tn?1268461548
i danced with a birdbath under my bed, because I'm cool like that!!
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1063524 tn?1258732204
I smelled my mobile phone in an elevator because BIG BIRD said to and he's my leader!  Hey, mine even kind of rhymed, cool!
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1032715 tn?1315984234
How come I'm the only one thats licked an animal eww
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306867 tn?1299249709
I licked my mobile phone in your bathroom because I'm sexy and do what I want.
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I jumped on an ipod in an elevator because I'm cool like that!
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230262 tn?1316645934
i danced with a football player in your bathroom because thats how i roll

haha wish it had said I rolled with a football player instead (i can think of a few Id like to chose for such a thing , too LOL)
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1096641 tn?1271707225
I had lunch with a snowman in line at the bank because I'm NOT crazy

roflmao! this IS fun
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662972 tn?1270166301
THESE ARE SO FUNNY I needed the laugh thanks lee for posting...
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Why am I still the only one that's licked an animal,Too gross
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306455 tn?1288862071
I smelled a fireman,riding a motorcycle because I'm Not crazy.
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Avatar universal
I yelled at a banana in an elevator because the voices told me to.---------I needed a good laugh this morning---------Hope everyone enjoys their day!!
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176495 tn?1301280412
I did the Macarena With a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Oh my god

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cracking up at Beargizmo's lol


I jumped on a squirrel under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

too funny, that was fun, thank you :)
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1063524 tn?1258732204
Beargizmo's is hilarious. Thanks Lee, these are great!  I love it.  Narla, I'll go lick a squirrel if it will make you feel better.  But with someone else's tongue...lol
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897400 tn?1303329148
Hey trouble,

I jumped on a football player in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

What happened next is anybody's guess.....

This was so funny!  I'm LOL
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I danced with a squirrel at the dinner table because I am cool like that!!

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I smelling a fork in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help..

Boy DO I
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1032715 tn?1315984234
I just wish someone else would lick an animal,I'm starting to think I'm the only weird one on here.You set me up didn't you Lee, see now I'm getting paranoid,
OMG lmao
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