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Joke for the day...(Good One), No offense, I am also a Bonde...

Blonde Joke

Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
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216878 tn?1196037520
Blonde, Sorry..LOL
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Hi I don'y know whats wrong with me. I've been lurching around waiting to jump in but then i'm knodding off at the pewter. I'm not on anything. I slept al day. I think i've got an upper respitory infection going on. I have bronchitic and it flairs up a couple times a year... but i'm around. thinking and praying... for all of us
cathy
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bronchitis
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216878 tn?1196037520
Sorry to hear this, hope you are ok. Did you go to Dr.? If not maybe you should go, just to be safe....

Hopeless
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209656 tn?1272297065
Wow Cathy,

I hope the blonde joke didn't to that to you! LOL

I'm also nodding right along w/ you! Been up for 28 hours, and just about ready to....................sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

I will keep you in my prayer's and hope you feel better!

God Bless You!

Your loving friend,

Todd
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Yes sweeite I went last week.He gave me perdosone for my athsma. a steroid to give my lungs a jump start and losten things up. I feeling better earc day. thanks for your concern hon!!!!
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Thanks to you too Todd. I hope your doing well also. No it wasn't the blonde joke.hehehehe
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217599 tn?1202850952
first real belly laugh i've had in a while.  that was good.  i have to be careful with the blonde jokes, my daughter is a blonde, and reallllly smart.  i am a redhead and have never seen any jokes about us.  lol  maybe everyone is afraid of our famoue (or should it be infamous) tempers?   I could blame inheritance, Scotts, Irish and Apache,  but i know it's just my old self that i need to conquer.   it doesn't raaise it's head very often any more.  must be getting a little more mature?  at 53 i should finally be growing up.  oh well, enough rambling


Lucy


ps  after tommorrow morning i will be away from a puter  till after the 4th.  will miss you all, and the encouragement you have been to me.  hopefully when i get back you all will have kicked this thing for good!!!!
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177036 tn?1192286635
That IS funny!
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