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Funeral Procession
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching thenearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman and the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching thenearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman and the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
what was the older italian ladies advice about sex and marriage, whats another 5 minutes.
LOL, thanks for the smile!! How are you doing today? You have come such a long way since I have been reading your posts. I think your goal on getting that horse is something really worth fighting for. When you think of all the money that is spent on drugs, it is realistic to know you can afford that horse. You have really given some great advice and I enjoy your posts. You are very honest and straightforward. You have a lot on your plate and I have never heard you complain. I am so greatful that you are here.
Sending peace your way.
Always,
Mariyah
Sending peace your way.
Always,
Mariyah
thanks I've smoked a few horses already maybe a couple houses too. oh well no use complaining over spilled money . thank god for change can't wait to move too. my son and I are going for his theriputic ride today I'm on the horse with him we sit on a lamskin with a thing used for trick riders with handles I love it. Have a great day. You'd be a good councellor I think.
LMAO, that was really cute, great way to bring some humor back to the forum, thanks,,Peace, G
This would never happen, "Dogs are a mans best friend" I'ts like saying my wife and mother-in-law croaked by slipping on my wifes 3 carrot Diamond engagement ring!!! LOLLOLLOL
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