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did u know

How do you change a blonde's mind?
Buy her another beer.

What do you give the blonde that has everything?
Penicillin.

How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?
Wave to her.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)

How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
They take off their makeup.
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I wish you lived near by - my lady was great and just moved!!
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This bleach blonde is laughing :)
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The change of pace does us all some good!  We need to laugh and laugh often...it's good for the soul!

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With all the tension I thought a little change of pace would be appropriate by the way I love blonds...........no offense to red heads or brunettes.....
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239164 tn?1207263007
Okay, you guys!  I'm a blonde!  Not blonde, blonde, though.  A warm ash kind of blonde, so KNOCK IT OFF!  LOLOL

Just kidding.  Those are pretty funny, actually.

xoxox
Rosie
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182493 tn?1348052915
She is more of an insult to women... not just blondes there Bruce..

XOXO

How are you
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Speaking of blonds.......How bout that Ann Colter! what an insult to all blonds.LOL.
How are ya all tonight?
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LOL.  exactly... we spend alot of time in that chair!  

f***ing foils and sh##.  :-)
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182493 tn?1348052915
Yeah I was gonna add.. don't knock blondes probably 60% of my money comes from them.. they pay my rent.. Momma's gotta eat so don't make em feel bad...
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I'll have you know I pay alot of money to look this dumb, Mr. Towel...
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dam isnt there a blond out there?
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... good thing I'm not a REAL blonde. ;-)
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lol
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Its a good thing I am a red head....
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