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6387282 tn?1381286222

panties almost slipped (definitly brown now)-Day 7

Some of you are concerned that I have an underwear fetish.  I am actually a free baller 95% of the time. Only wear em when I work out.  Have I worn panties, yes (LONG story) but my preference is oh-natural.  Alright, here we go.  First night back at my home yesterday evening.  No wife, no kids, just a 3 legged cat with 4 teeth and my LOYAL dog.  (The cat was actually glad to see the dog and played chase with him, poor guy has been alone for 6 days).  Needless to say my mental state was all over the place.  I slept very poorly and needed to put a make shift wife made out of pillows in her old spot.  I'm thinking of getting a blow up doll so I can actually use the pillows.  I bet I can make the doll happy (wink, wink).  Faced the world full on today.  Work, store, small town chit chat, etc.  I was scared sh*tless and my anxiety was through the roof.  I had a massive panic attack with Hot/cold flashes and thought to myself you can't do this clean.  I had a long panty conservation with myself and decided to go for a run (however my back flipping killed me, not as bad as wd's though:)  I got home and just wanted to cry and make my mind stop.  I'm not a big drinker but really wanted a beer.  (thought better of it though).  So, I sucked it up and went for a 2 mile run.  First 10 minutes was totally suk balls.  Then got into the grove.  I have been listening to metal for my runs (not those runs, like running, besides metal doesn't help with THE runs:) and listened to a few bands that were inspired by dependency and heartache.  Motivated me.  Came home grabbed the dog and went to the river.  On our way back I was almost run over by a young buck (no not a hot guy people, a buck.  Like as in deer, with a nice 4 point rack).  Had my tunes blaring and the dog was off chasing the same flipping squirrel that he has chased for his existence on earth and out of the corner of my eye this deer bolts in front of me.  I think the panties scarred him off at the last second because he changed his direction pretty fast.  He most likely thought to himself that poor panty wearing guy has an addiction problem so I'm gonna cut him some slack or maybe, just maybe, the deer is a recovering addict too and doesn't want to hang with bad influences.  Only he know what he was thinking I guess.    So, the panties are in the wash because the deer pushed the runs right out of me (get it?).  I am now home.  I have set up an appointment with a therapist to work individually on my marriage and anxiety.  I am looking forward to having a real person to talk to.  Plus she sounds hot.  I'll let you know tomorrow.  I'm about to eat, put some ice on my back and watch some hockey.  Followed by a nice LONG soak.  Today was not easy but I felt more of me than I have in years.  Thanks for letting me vent.  When I get rich I'm gonna fly you all to a resort and have a celebration.  All of you in hell right now, just think, on day 7 you can think you are funny too:)  Stay strong ALL.  MUCH LOVE!!!  Day 8 tomorrow.  Bring it...
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5904477 tn?1390245415
Hey Iwantmylifeback!  How are you doing today?  I figure since you have my panties then I should be getting daily updates!  Lol. Only playing!  Just wanted to check in on ya!  Have been waiting on my laugh for the day!  Hope all is well!
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Stop, breathe look around YOU ARE DOIN IT!!!
Congrats on 1 plus weeks!! How freaky a deer wow! I love how when times are tough you keep pusing what an inspiration, I noticed that after 3 weeks my pain was NOTHING compaired to the pain I thought I was in while on pills, its strange hoe your mind can do that
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5904477 tn?1390245415
Lol...now I have to do a custody agreement for my big girl panties!  Lmao!  Alright...but instead of child support, I get panty support!  Too funny!  You are a hoot!
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2083449 tn?1381354708
Oh no!! Now your gonna get Grannie Panties?? Stop it! Snort Snort...
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6387282 tn?1381286222
These are some super panties.  One size fits ALL. (you, me, old users, new users, and especially all recovering addicts.)  I'm thinking this could be a huge marketing campaign for addiction recovery?  "Get on the panty program, all the cool people are doing it."  No matter what they will always be your panties, don't you worry.  We might need to make some kind of custody agreement for some weekend visits for me after a bit though.  Panties just sounds right.  I'm gonna buy a nice big grandma pair and put em on, Hike em WAY up, maybe add some duct tape and post that as my profile picture.  First I'm growing an awesome stash:)  good night you all.  I am smiling right along with you right now.  Thank you all!!!!  POWER TO THE PANTIES:)
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5904477 tn?1390245415
Hey just be...those are my panties that you are talking about!  Lol.
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6207615 tn?1380212808
Panties justa fly'n all over the place, damn.
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6109773 tn?1381071043
Agghhhhh!!! I freaking adore you!!!!!! Good luck with therapy.
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4810126 tn?1503942735
Hey there, I've been following your threads & just wanted to chime in & congratulate you on your 7 days clean. (Big Hi Five to you.) You sound like you're doing great & you've got a good attitude which is half the battle.

Heavy Metal for the runs? -- I agree, it doesn't work. Personally, I've found that some of the newer country music backs me up every time.

Looking forward to day 8! (Grab that mic & riff. You'll be playing Comedy Central, clean & sober in no time.)
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2083449 tn?1381354708
Ummmmm, aren't you supposed to be wearing them?
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6387282 tn?1381286222
you could borrow the panties to clean the screen.  They are now clean
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1909286 tn?1379435137
OMG u had me laughing soooooo HARD!!!....u r AWESOME!!!...I really needed a good laugh so thanks!!...well soon as u get thru this, u can throw the big girl panties out & be a free baller again, but not until we say!!..LOL...& i cant wait until we all get 2 go 2 the resort!!!..LOVE ur attitude!!...u ROCK!!!!..xo
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4341997 tn?1514588688
love the sense of humor.....especially when you are feeling rough...keep it up...you are doing great and thanks for the laughs tonight!!  :)))  
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5347058 tn?1381188426
Keep up the great work, and please keep up the hilarious stories! I sure did need a good laugh tonight, and you certainly didn't disappoint! Rock on my friend!
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2083449 tn?1381354708
LOL, LOL..... Free Baller!  There are no words I can say at this point.  I need to go change my big girl panties (and check into getting some Depends), wipe the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard, and get some Windex for my screen cause I snorted out my nose! Thank you!
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5904477 tn?1390245415
LOL!  You just cracked me up!  I will take that compliment!  Been a long time since someone loved my panties!  But that is a different forum! Lol. Thanks for making me smile on such a rough day!  
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6063300 tn?1430430571
You are too funny! Love the attitude! Keep up the good work and remember you only feel as good as your outlook on things!
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This made me laugh out loud!!! Great attitude my friend! It gets better every day! I'm at like 75 days-ish. I feel great! Keep up the postitvity and good things will follow. Anxiety is a bi**h btw. That just finally went away for me around 50-60 days. I tried St Johns Wart and it helped me a lot. Give it a shot! Thanks for the laugh! -Jess
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6387282 tn?1381286222
and you WILL always be one day ahead of me (unless that flipping deer takes me out).  Be strong sister!!!  

PS:  I do love your panties:))))))
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5904477 tn?1390245415
I love your humor!  It really helps to have a good attitude!  I am only 1 day ahead of you!  Am glad my big girl panties has been helping everyone!  Lol. I look forward to going to the resort!  We can all have s good time!  Keep up the hard work!  You are doing awesome!
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