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The Pillsbury Doughboy died

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with
flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly
in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was
a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:
John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough.  He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to
the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with
someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
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363281 tn?1714899967
ahahahahaaha, love it.

Yep, laughter is the best medicine there is, and I love to do it. :)
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499534 tn?1328704178
he he he  (poke)  (poke)

Hello everyone!! :)
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Avatar universal
Hello Paxiled,
A few times per week I need to post some humor! It's good Medicine!!!
It's NATURAL!!
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Did you make this up?  This is great!
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