Kidding aside, if you want to have the best quality of plastic surgery at an affordable price, I doubt you'll find it in the US. The trend today is medical tourism. Some of the popular countries in medical tourism are Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Poland, India and Thailand. Excellent medical procedures abroad are very affordable in terms of dollars. See the price of plastic surgery in Mexico, for example, at http://www.myplasticsurgeryinmexico.com/ and see the difference. Their medical packages already includes the whole medical procedure, accommodation, and food.
Fairy godmother, .....go to the gym!