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This is your President
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You really have to be kidding me with this. MSNBC needs a name change to ONN=Obama News Network.
And yes ladies and gentlemen this is your President, meeting with talk show hosts.
You really have to be kidding me with this. MSNBC needs a name change to ONN=Obama News Network.
And yes ladies and gentlemen this is your President, meeting with talk show hosts.
Surely so! Its not possible to have more than one of those things out and about is it? LOL Looking back on it, I can only say, WHAT ws I thinking! Im gonna look and see if I have any old pics of that black living room laying around. If I do I will post it. LOL
Im gonna nickname you the deflated one! You lucky woman! That could have been soooo bad!
Im gonna nickname you the deflated one! You lucky woman! That could have been soooo bad!
LOL R!
You regifted!!!
You regifted!!!
http://www.artbusiness.com/1open/images/08010936.jpg It was more like this one. EW the memories!
Anything made in Italy is going to be great.
Z Zegna Extreme is the only cologne I really like.
LOL...Aqua Velva...
This one doesn’t come close to Teko and NG’s stories but here goes.
I have never worn cologne. I just don’t care for it.
Years ago someone gave me present and I could smell it through the box so I went ahead and opened it.
It was a Sample Box of Men’s Cologne (remember this was years ago, Ole English Leather, Musk for Men, Aqua Velva, etc)
. I wrapped it back up and gave it to a friend of mine. He was excited that I bought him a Christmas Present.
I then asked him if he got me anything. He felt bad and apologized. I acted like I was disappointed.
After a couple of hours I told him the truth and he cussed me out while I laughed.
I have never worn cologne. I just don’t care for it.
Years ago someone gave me present and I could smell it through the box so I went ahead and opened it.
It was a Sample Box of Men’s Cologne (remember this was years ago, Ole English Leather, Musk for Men, Aqua Velva, etc)
. I wrapped it back up and gave it to a friend of mine. He was excited that I bought him a Christmas Present.
I then asked him if he got me anything. He felt bad and apologized. I acted like I was disappointed.
After a couple of hours I told him the truth and he cussed me out while I laughed.
HA!....I can't believe you found the picture of the devil sitting on the toilet with the joint!
Teko, Now that I see what it looks like, it's not that bad..LOL
Teko, Now that I see what it looks like, it's not that bad..LOL
That was a good story and, though I rarely laugh out loud, I was smiling a lot.
That is too funny. It must be fun having such a husband. I love hearing the couple stories, very cute.
My camping friends were horndogs what adolescent male isn't) but they respected my kicks, lol. We were great friends, but I dunno, I like a little heart with my loving.
My next story will either be about the pelican on the golden gate bridge, the chicken in the mission or traveling in Morocco alone after my wallet/passport was stolen.
Teko, get ready for part II of satan on the toilet and ng, I want to hear more bosom buddy stories...This is very fun. C'mon barb and sm dig out your skeletons. OH?
My camping friends were horndogs what adolescent male isn't) but they respected my kicks, lol. We were great friends, but I dunno, I like a little heart with my loving.
My next story will either be about the pelican on the golden gate bridge, the chicken in the mission or traveling in Morocco alone after my wallet/passport was stolen.
Teko, get ready for part II of satan on the toilet and ng, I want to hear more bosom buddy stories...This is very fun. C'mon barb and sm dig out your skeletons. OH?
Whew....almost done with my shopping. I can cross Teko off my list:
http://pinterest.com/pin/110478997079919548/
http://pinterest.com/pin/110478997079919548/
Me thinks rivil's camp-mates would've appreciated teko's picture!!! LOL
Forgot his fave....boob-sicle. He's so supportive!!! ;0)
Oh, you guys are SO funny ---------- "shish-ka-BOOBED", "Keep me abreast of the situation", " titilating (sic)".
teko's terrorizing the JW's, rivil's "kicking off beary serious sexual advances and ng's being shish-ka-boobed....... too funny......
ROFL
teko's terrorizing the JW's, rivil's "kicking off beary serious sexual advances and ng's being shish-ka-boobed....... too funny......
ROFL
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I'm speechless.
(Okay, not really...lol, when do I ever hold back??)
Teko...I was rofl reading your posts! When I read the description of your decor, in my head, porn music was playing (bow-chicka-wow-wow). And the auction?? LOVE it! "No sir, I do not want the family of donkeys, I was scratching my nose" Priceless!!
RIVIL!!! You were almost BEAR kibble! That story is unreal! Thank GOD you didn't wake all the way up...dear Lord...you would have probably panicked, and it might have been game over!!!
SHEESH! I don't think I could come close to matching any of those stories. I have one that's kind of weird/ironic/funny.
We live up on a big hill, with not much in the way of wind break, and it's ALWAYS windy up here. When we have summer storms, it can get VERY windy!
There was this outdoor decoration I had out, it was a stake, with a hanging candle/light holder on it. Well, the holder had actually broke a few weeks before, so I had taken it out of the ground and set it on the patio table. Hubby harped at me because I was too lazy to walk the crap 50 ft to our garbage can (true).
One day, it was storming BAD. I looked out, our patio umbrella was open, and the table was starting to lift up (later, the weather service reported a microburst in our area). There was sh*t flying all over the place. So I ran out to deal with with the umbrella situation...as I was running back in, I felt a sharp pain in my chest. NO LIE...the stake from the broken light I neglected to throw away shish-ka-bobbed me....well, more like shish-ka-BOOBED me. :0(
I wasn't hanging out of my chest or anything, but it did leave a bit open nasty hole about the size of a dime (due to the trauma flying in and out).
:0( Needless to say, I got a lecture about being lazy. My hubby never tires of the boob jokes...sigh. The next day, he texted me..."how is your boo boo? Keep me abreast of the situation". We were telling our friends what happened...one of them said.."Wow! That must have been scary!" Hubby said.."Naw, it was kind of exciting...titilating actually".
Yowsers!
I'm speechless.
(Okay, not really...lol, when do I ever hold back??)
Teko...I was rofl reading your posts! When I read the description of your decor, in my head, porn music was playing (bow-chicka-wow-wow). And the auction?? LOVE it! "No sir, I do not want the family of donkeys, I was scratching my nose" Priceless!!
RIVIL!!! You were almost BEAR kibble! That story is unreal! Thank GOD you didn't wake all the way up...dear Lord...you would have probably panicked, and it might have been game over!!!
SHEESH! I don't think I could come close to matching any of those stories. I have one that's kind of weird/ironic/funny.
We live up on a big hill, with not much in the way of wind break, and it's ALWAYS windy up here. When we have summer storms, it can get VERY windy!
There was this outdoor decoration I had out, it was a stake, with a hanging candle/light holder on it. Well, the holder had actually broke a few weeks before, so I had taken it out of the ground and set it on the patio table. Hubby harped at me because I was too lazy to walk the crap 50 ft to our garbage can (true).
One day, it was storming BAD. I looked out, our patio umbrella was open, and the table was starting to lift up (later, the weather service reported a microburst in our area). There was sh*t flying all over the place. So I ran out to deal with with the umbrella situation...as I was running back in, I felt a sharp pain in my chest. NO LIE...the stake from the broken light I neglected to throw away shish-ka-bobbed me....well, more like shish-ka-BOOBED me. :0(
I wasn't hanging out of my chest or anything, but it did leave a bit open nasty hole about the size of a dime (due to the trauma flying in and out).
:0( Needless to say, I got a lecture about being lazy. My hubby never tires of the boob jokes...sigh. The next day, he texted me..."how is your boo boo? Keep me abreast of the situation". We were telling our friends what happened...one of them said.."Wow! That must have been scary!" Hubby said.."Naw, it was kind of exciting...titilating actually".
Yowsers!
I wait with bated breath for the next episode............. LOL
Hahaha. It is so good to laugh with you all.
Going out for tea now, ttyl loves
Going out for tea now, ttyl loves
Hang with me kid! OMG I am notorious for stupid stuff I swear!
ROFL, RIVLL!!!!
Sometime around dawn I heard snorting and figured it was one of the guys trying to seduce me so I gave a kick and rolled over.
OMG, Im gonna pee my pants. I can just envision that in my head! lol
Sometime around dawn I heard snorting and figured it was one of the guys trying to seduce me so I gave a kick and rolled over.
OMG, Im gonna pee my pants. I can just envision that in my head! lol
Oh my lordy rivll! You are one lucky lady!! I think kitty was your good luck charm!
Teko, ha ha. It is funny how life can come full circle sometimes though, isn't it. LOL
Teko, ha ha. It is funny how life can come full circle sometimes though, isn't it. LOL
OMG You're something else........... I'll be laughing about that for some time to come. Even I've never done anything like that........... LOL
Seriously, I bet it IS payback! Okay Okay, I wont terrorize the jw people anymore. Im sooo ashamed! NOT!
The only thing I can come up with right now is once when I was a traveling young woman, I found an abandoned kitten on my way to Yosemite to camp out with friends. We hiked miles into the backwoods and kitty sat in my backpack.
When we finally made camp, I decided to be a show off (sounds like me, eh?) and told everyone they were wimps for sleeping in tents and that *I* was going to sleep out under the stars. So me and kitty got into my sleeping bag and cuddled up under the stars. Truly spectacular.
Sometime around dawn I heard snorting and figured it was one of the guys trying to seduce me so I gave a kick and rolled over. Then I heard avery deep grunt and something pushed against my side and *rolled* me over... The kitty started hissing and scratching my bare feet and it suddenly hit me that this was no romantic endeavor. I lay real still, praying the cat would stop shredding my toes and quiet down and the I heard a sort of padding off and awhile later I heard some tearing of material (our backpacks hanging from limbs)
Finally when all was quiet I peeked out and saw a huge black bear rambling off with our sack of granola.
Long story short everyone seemed alot more dismayed by the missing granola than the fact that I was almost rolled off a cliff by a bear!!
Kitty found a good home 3 days later with a nice couple and I was off on more travels.
When we finally made camp, I decided to be a show off (sounds like me, eh?) and told everyone they were wimps for sleeping in tents and that *I* was going to sleep out under the stars. So me and kitty got into my sleeping bag and cuddled up under the stars. Truly spectacular.
Sometime around dawn I heard snorting and figured it was one of the guys trying to seduce me so I gave a kick and rolled over. Then I heard avery deep grunt and something pushed against my side and *rolled* me over... The kitty started hissing and scratching my bare feet and it suddenly hit me that this was no romantic endeavor. I lay real still, praying the cat would stop shredding my toes and quiet down and the I heard a sort of padding off and awhile later I heard some tearing of material (our backpacks hanging from limbs)
Finally when all was quiet I peeked out and saw a huge black bear rambling off with our sack of granola.
Long story short everyone seemed alot more dismayed by the missing granola than the fact that I was almost rolled off a cliff by a bear!!
Kitty found a good home 3 days later with a nice couple and I was off on more travels.
Ha ha. They held a prayer session on your front lawn after that and look what happened. LOL
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